Cincinnati Reds 2021 (because we have to, I guess)

[NJ-Buckeye]

 

[Dryden]

Performance enhancing Votto cannot win games alone.

Votto will not win the MVP award, and India will not win ROY because of the fucking bullpen, when both would win it in a landslide if they were on big market/money teams that treated the winter trade deadline as anything more than the Catalina Wine Mixer.

 

[Jaxbuck]

This year is a great example of why I don't give them slack for being a small market team.

Your front office, and everyone in the greater Cincinnati footprint, knew the bullpen was dogshit heading into the season. They did nothing until it was obvious they had a pretty solid team, then proceeded to do next to nothing to fix said pen.

You don't need more money, you need competent leadership.

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

Votto with another bomb tonight. It seems like Votto is hazing the opposing pitchers.

 

[Dryden]

Joey Votto going full WWE heel is the greatest and I’m embracing it.

 

[DZ83CK]

India might not get NL ROY, but he deserves it. Rogers for Miami hasn't even pitched this month as he is on personal leave, no one cares because the Marlins are going nowhere anyway. Manwhile India is doing his part helping the Reds make a playoff push.

 

[Jaxbuck]

They are winning and all but I just watched Suarez take a 3-1 fastball right down the middle. It was a little better than knee high.

I just can't with this fucking guy.

His cluelessness at the plate is Stubbs/Puig-sian

 

[Jaxbuck]

India with the 5 RBI night the day after my fantasy bums were eliminated

which is nice

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

Joey Votto 2,000 hits (and 2,001 in the same inning)

 

[DZ83CK]

There's a good reason why this guy was signed to a minor-league deal ... gotta think Hembree gets DFA'd when Antone is ready to return.

 

[Jaxbuck]

There's a good reason why this guy was signed to a minor-league deal ... gotta think Hembree gets DFA'd when Antone is ready to return.

Hembree can't hit for these limpdicks.

1-0 Cubs after 5.

Fucking losers

 

[Dryden]

There's a good reason why this guy was signed to a minor-league deal ... gotta think Hembree gets DFA'd when Antone is ready to return.

Got paid $225,000 for it.

I could only hope to suck at my job so much and be paid so well.

 

[Dryden]

Bottom of the 8th. 5 hits. 18 LOB.

The Reds have officially broke math and probability.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I wonder how much more a baseball professional has to see to realize that Akiyama can't play at this level?

Whatever. The moment is always too big for them.

Always.

 

[brodybuck21]

I wonder how much more a baseball professional has to see to realize that Akiyama can't play at this level?

Whatever. The moment is always too big for them.

Always.

Lose 2 of 3 at home to the Cubs. Bravo