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Cincinnati Bearcats (Juggalos official thread of Faygo)

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The juggalos have lost their fucking minds. Some of them think they're a lock to get in over whomever survives the B1G. This leaves me torn. Do I want some AAC shitstain to crush the dream like an old man's nuts under a dominatrix' heel or do I want them to get the 3 or 4 spot and spend 60 minutes getting fisted like a Turkish runaway in a German porno.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
The juggalos have lost their fucking minds. Some of them think they're a lock to get in over whomever survives the B1G. This leaves me torn. Do I want some AAC shitstain to crush the dream like an old man's nuts under a dominatrix' heel or do I want them to get the 3 or 4 spot and spend 60 minutes getting fisted like a Turkish runaway in a German porno.
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SMU at the end of the season has the makings for being that moment. especially if they have to play in back to back weeks.
 
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Joel Klatt is now on every Fox Sports show touting that UC is ranked #8 in his personal ranking. Siting that they need to throttle every team on their weak schedule to be considered. And at best they should play Ole Miss or scUM in a NY6, and the CFP committee shouldn't waste them as a choice in the CFP

Btw, he has OSU as his #2...
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
The juggalos have lost their fucking minds. Some of them think they're a lock to get in over whomever survives the B1G. This leaves me torn. Do I want some AAC shitstain to crush the dream like an old man's nuts under a dominatrix' heel or do I want them to get the 3 or 4 spot and spend 60 minutes getting fisted like a Turkish runaway in a German porno.
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I vote for either Door Number 2 (get throttled for 60 minutes) or Door Number 3, which you failed to mention, which is that they go undefeated and watch 2 or 3 1-loss teams get in ahead of them, and they finish #5.
I think I like Door Number 2 better. Lose to Bama or Georgia maybe 41-0. Then Ohio State smashes Bama or Georgia like a turd through the shower drain.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
The juggalos have lost their fucking minds. Some of them think they're a lock to get in over whomever survives the B1G. This leaves me torn. Do I want some AAC shitstain to crush the dream like an old man's nuts under a dominatrix' heel or do I want them to get the 3 or 4 spot and spend 60 minutes getting fisted like a Turkish runaway in a German porno.
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This reminds me of the importance of being prepared. Always know that safe word.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
The juggalos have lost their fucking minds. Some of them think they're a lock to get in over whomever survives the B1G. This leaves me torn. Do I want some AAC shitstain to crush the dream like an old man's nuts under a dominatrix' heel or do I want them to get the 3 or 4 spot and spend 60 minutes getting fisted like a Turkish runaway in a German porno.
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Your viewing habits are…interesting?
 
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