[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]SOUTH BEND[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]?After leading Notre Dame to it?s first ever 0-4 start, Charlie Weis has announced that he is going on a hunger strike.
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]?I will not eat another bite until this team wins a ball game,? said Weis at a recent press conference.
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Weis then stuffed an entire glazed donut into his mouth before saying, ?There. That was the last one. No more until we win. I mean it.?
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]After failing to rally his team to victory for the fourth week in a row, it appears Weis has taken a page from the playbook of Mahatma Gandhi.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]
Last week Weis attempted to motivate his team by ?starting the season over? with an intense week of practice and by pretending that the first three games never happened. Weis also announced that, at no time, was he ever tied up in his underwear at fat camp and forced to sing ?I?m a Little Teapot.?
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[FONT=Georgia, Times, serif]Weis says that he looks forward to starting the season over again next week at Purdue. Analysts predict that an 8 game season will be a big advantage for the Irish over other teams that have to play 12 games.[/FONT]
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