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Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

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Noticed the coaches, including Chuckles, barely moved and didn't join the forced celebrations. Guess they needed more help:

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Number of BCS bowls won by Kansas, a basketball school: 1
Number of BCS bowls won by Charlie Weis at Notre Dame: 0

What a piece of shit. In berating all of them for being losers, he seems to forgot how he ended up in Kansas. He sucked so hard that it created a big loser tornado powerful enough to carry his fat ass from South Bend to Gainesville before dropping him on Kansas. Better check to see if there's a pair of ruby slippers sticking out from the crater where his fat loser ass got dropped.
 
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jlb1705;2146320; said:
Number of BCS bowls won by Kansas, a basketball school: 1
Number of BCS bowls won by Charlie Weis at Notre Dame: 0

What a piece of [Mark May]. In berating all of them for being losers, he seems to forgot how he ended up in Kansas. He sucked so hard that it created a big loser tornado powerful enough to carry his fat ass from South Bend to Gainesville before dropping him on Kansas. Better check to see if there's a pair of ruby slippers sticking out from the crater where his fat loser ass got dropped.
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That was all Ty Willingham's fault.
 
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bluechillj;2146352; said:
Forced celebrating? We should have expected nothing less from Charlie "Ding Dong Il" Weis.
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Am I missing something, or why would Fat Bastard's team ever need to win by a last second field goal? Shouldn't decided schematic advantage have them up by double digits by the end of the game?
 
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jlb1705;2146320; said:
He sucked so hard that it created a big loser tornado powerful enough to carry his fat ass from South Bend to Gainesville before dropping him on Kansas.
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I get it Kansas and tornado...but let's be real..no tornado would get his ass up off the ground..at least not when he's holding a twinkie.



The Charlie Weiss Limo DLX.
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ORD_Buckeye;2147093; said:
Am I missing something, or why would Fat Bastard's team ever need to win by a last second field goal? Shouldn't decided schematic advantage have them up by double digits by the end of the game?
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Maybe they're going to win by only kicking field goals? Oh, wait! I just remembered you can't do that, right?
 
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ORD_Buckeye;2147093; said:
Am I missing something, or why would Fat Bastard's team ever need to win by a last second field goal? Shouldn't decided schematic advantage have them up by double digits by the end of the game?
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Sure, he could have them up by double digits if he wanted to fully roll out the schematic advantage. But where's the fun in that? It's better to orchestrate last second wins....or even better, last second losses. Wait until you see the celebration they have planned for the 2019 USC game...
 
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