Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

[Jaxbuck]

Caption contest?

"Not only does this cane have a compressive strength of 50 MPa it can double as a spit in case I ever come across a giant chicken...."

 

[Gatorubet]

"...and the end of the cane is a tiny camera with the ability to transmit real time colonoscopy imaging.
Now - if the the giant bird would assist me, I'd like to draw your attention to the Studio monitors..."

 

[NFBuck]

Caption contest?

"I wash myself with a stick!!!"

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

Caption contest?

I like turtles!!!

 

[ScriptOhio]

Caption contest?

"I can assure you that you will be proud of me in the kitchen, in the cafeterias, in the fast food joints, and most especially in 310 days in Lawrence, Kansas, on the MCL buffet line."

 

[buxfan4life]

Caption contest?

"Can you all tell me if my deoderant is working?"

 

[MaxBuck]

I appreciate everyone's efforts here, but from a hilarity standpoint it's tough to beat the photograph itself without any caption.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Going to throw out the obvious: Charlie couldn't win with the 4 and 5 star players he was able to draw to Notre Dame, he couldn't win with Urban Meyer's leftovers in Florida, but Kansas thinks he'll be able to win with the 2 and 3 star recruits he'll convince to head to Kansas.

I'm expecting hilarity to ensue.

 

[Mac]

Caption contest?

"FAT POWER!"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Tebow Healed Me!

 

[AKAK]

Caption contest?

But, does he have one of these?

 

[Steve19]

Caption contest?

And, if I was this much taller, my weight wouldn't be an issue.

 

[Mac]

Caption contest?

"In my contract, I get free McD's for life. Beat that!"

or

"I HAZ MORE SANDWICHEZ!"

 

[Dryden]

Caption contest?

"Yo! Jimmy Johns guy! Down here ... center court!"

 

[ochre]

seriously though, how big are the shoulder pads in that jacket?