Charlie Weis (ex-Kansas HC, ex-Fla OC, Notre Dame legend, UnDecided Schematic Advantage)

[Jake]

Charlie has lost 14 games the last two seasons, the most in any two season span in ND history. Sure, they play more games now, but that's still pretty fucking bad.

Any bets he gets number 15 next weekend?

 

[NFBuck]

Some great stuff here from Stewart Mandel, read the whole thing, highlights below.

The Sweep: Charlie Weis is done after an unforgivable loss

My personal thoughts...God I hope not...I love watching Chuckles teams stink it up...Please ND, have a heart...give Charlie another chance!

From the comments section in that article:

fat and stupid is no way to go thru life coach

 

[Bucklion]

Yeouch...

In the end, in may indeed be Ty's fault. Frontbutt had his greatest success, and a fat extension, with Willingham's recruits. Now with his own, he's making Gerry Faust look like Ara...

If there's one thing that asscheekface doesn't need, it's fat extensions...

 

[Steve19]

I think I just realized why I despise Fatass so much.

I hate Weis, the college head coach. I hate the arrogance despite accomplishing nothing, the holier than thou attitude, and the refusal to admit doing anything wrong.

I hate Weis, the person. The grotesque obesity, the blaming of doctorbs when his surgery went wrong, the use of golf-carts to get around instead of walking.

If you tagged on the words, "and world peace" in there somewhere, that could be a good speech during the Miss America pageant. That's not a criticism, Tibs, just a recognition that I think about everyone feels that way about this guy.

He has performed a great service to humanity by reminding us all that egotism is a deadly poison.

 

[3074326]

Lou Holtz just said that Weis won't eat for a few days after the Syracuse upset.



..and Notre Dame is going to beat USC by 50.

 

[Mike80]

From the comment under the story

blame bush, thats been working lately

Which is exactly what DickRod did with his "look at the economy" comments

Well, now Ty's a better coach at ND than Charlie. It's hard to coach when you don't have people videotaping the other team's workouts...

A couple months ago people were saying that Ohio State was the most hated team in America, but I don't think so. Ntre Ame will always be the most hated, especially so long as the Ntre Ame exceptions exist (TV contract, easier BCS access, not in a conference, etc)....

Somewhere in a confessional in South Bend...

Domer: "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
Priest: "Tell me your sins, my son."
Domer: "I have committed the sin of pride, Father."
Priest: "How so, my son?"
Domer: "I believed my school was better than all others. I chased out a coach with a winning record after only three years. I then made a big deal about hiring a famous name from a winning pro program. I threw riches at him when he hadn't even completed a full season. Then I blamed the last coach when the new coach did no better than the last."
Priest: "Your penance is to throw five Hail Marys and retain your current coach through the duration of his contract, regardless of how bleak your situation becomes."
Domer: "Thank you, Father. Oh, I forgot, I also stole two BCS bowls that should have gone to more deserving teams."
Priest: "OK... five Hail Marys, honor the current coach's contract, and you must yield at least 60 points to your next opponent. Go with God."

 

[NOTREDAMECHIEF]

Hey, let's cut the Cheeseburglar some slack. He has broken some ND records with the epic failure today.

The loss today marks the first time in ND football history that the Domers have lost to a team with 8 or more losses. The loss today also marks the worst 2 year stretch of football in ND football history.

Way to go Cheeseburger Charlie, you record setter you!

I can now see why Domer faithful like NDChief were so high and smug with your hire.

Boy was I wrong!! :(:(:(:(

 

[MaxBuck]

You know, laughing at a man, any man, when he is down and out, having put his heart and soul into his life's endeavors -- well, that's the sign of a small, small man.

One who should better examine himself in the harsh mirror of objectivity.

One who should realize that, but for the grace of God, there goes he himself.

One who should realize that in many ways, we are all but one small step away from the cliff of failure, despair and ignominy.












With all that being said,

 

[ysubuck]

It's always fun to cheer against ND.

Weis brought much of this on himself with his comments regarding "decided schematic" advantages and so on.

However I despise that the media is piling on right now because they are the entity that created what so many of us detest about ND.

They created the "genius" that many use to label Weis. They were the ones crowing about "giving Charlie Weis that much time to prepare?? Heck he might even cure cancer during pre game of the Ohio State game."

These are the same morons that are now piling on Weis.

 

[billmac91]

Interviewer: Charlie, if you were recruiting against Jim Tressel, what would you say to him.

Charlie Weiss: I'd sit him down and ask if he's ever seen 4 of these (points to his Superbowl rings).

What. An. Ass.

on a sidenote, it was thoroughly entertaining listening to Coach Reitz talk about Charlie Weiss, and having to take pictures of his Superbowl rings to limit the awkwardness.

I can't wait to see the final recruiting ratings this year....where 2 and 3 star players are given 4 and 5 star status to sell Rivals and Scout subscriptions. Should keep the unreal expectations at monstrous levels.

 

[JimsSweaterVest]

I saw Chubby Charlie give a press conference yesterday on TV. He spoke apparently through a slit concealed somewhere between his seven chins. Oh, and his team got owned by Syracuse. Did you guys know that?

 

[sandgk]

As I saw on one of the ND Board threads - Charlie Weis is putting his name all over the ND record books, it's just that they aren't the kind of records a sane man would want to set.

In that light ...

any chance we get to see USC at the top of this list?

taken from the ND 2006 guide, so it does not show last years 38-0 drubbings to TSUN (yep, that one) and USC respectively.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Ahhhh, Charlie. It just seems like yesterday that we were getting to know you...getting to know all about your "decided schematic advantage...marveling in awe as you, once again, shoved your Super Bowl rings in our face...watching yet again as you crowded up to every available television camera like, well, a pig to a trough. In memory of those times, let's take a fond pictorial look back at Mr. "Xs and Os."

And last, but most certainly not least........

 

[GrizzlyBuck]

Well, the innumerable Domers who cluttered the Gator boards crowing that they did not care that he picked UF, they did not want Urban anyway, as they got the better Coach in Weis, can comfort themselves with the knowledge that they still have a definite schematic advantage. :p

Gator you know full well that Weis is twice the man that Urban is, in fact he is probably 6-8 times the man Urban is.

 

[Taosman]

I've changed my thinking on Notre Dame and their importance to college football. Now, my view is "screw 'em"! I hope Weis sticks around for the next quarter century! :tongue2: