Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

[ant80]

Thanks ORD.

 

[cincibuck]

Body Kount's character was an open book all the way back to CMU where he counseled one of his players not to cooperate with police in a murder investigation and then attempted to justify his actions with some ridiculously racist comments. The priests knew every bit of this but chose to ignore it because Body Kount was the hottest coach on the market and they are a bunch of immoral, self-righteous hypocrites desperate to breathe life back into their precious football program without which they're pretty much Fordham.

So he didn't win the B'Nai B'rith Fellowship Award that year?

 

[Dryden]

Brian Kelly looking for a safe landing spot.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Will the Juggalos take him back? That's a pathetic, desperate fanbase clinging to any slim hope for relevance that won't think twice about welcoming Body Kount back into the gathering.

 

[buxfan4life]

Will the Juggalos take him back? That's a pathetic, desperate fanbase clinging to any slim hope for relevance that won't think twice about welcoming Body Kount back into the gathering.

He would great at Baylor.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

 

[MaxBuck]

What is it about Cincinnati? It's like you have to be a complete asshole for them to hire you as their football coach.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Brian Kelly looking for a safe landing spot.

Are there any ND commitments that are worth trying to get to flip?

https://notredame.rivals.com/commitments

 

[ant80]

Are there any ND commitments that are worth trying to get to flip?

https://notredame.rivals.com/commitments

Short answer, imo, is NO!!!

There is an IN LB Pete Werner that wants to visit tOSU, but frankly, I'd take Browning over him. IMO UFM has played a part in Kelly's demise by recruiting him out of relevance.

 

[CincyInterloper]

Brian Kelly looking for a safe landing spot.

That story about Kelly "exploring his options" runs every year. Not a nice man. Very sad.

 

[CincyInterloper]

Will the Juggalos take him back? That's a pathetic, desperate fanbase clinging to any slim hope for relevance that won't think twice about welcoming Body Kount back into the gathering.

I can neither confirm nor deny UC is putting together an offer, but let's just say I saw some boosters out at Art's Rentals looking at scissor lifts.

 

[MaxBuck]

Brian Kelly looking for a safe landing spot.

The real question is, who would take this fuckface off of ND's hands?



Oh, yeah, I forgot, Purdue's hiring.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

He would great at Baylor.

The last thing Baylor needs at this point is an actual body count.

On the other hand, I hear the hooker population in Dallas is out of control. Maybe Brian Kelly and Craig James can work on that. #cjk5h

 

[Buckeye doc]

I assume he wants to take his purple face to the pros. Are the Raiders hiring?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

I assume he wants to take his purple face to the pros. Are the Raiders hiring?

No, they're good again.