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Brian "Body Kount" Kelly (HC Louisiana State)

Or maybe the CFO has told Sourball - hey, we paid a ton to get rid of Winningham, Fat boy was still sucking on the 2016 teat, we had a huge expense with the scissor lift and suicide, not to mention Manti's girlfriend. You're going to have to hold off on Purple Face unless the market gets super hot.
 
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Or maybe the CFO has told Sourball - hey, we paid a ton to get rid of Winningham, Fat boy was still sucking on the 2016 teat, we had a huge expense with the scissor lift and suicide, not to mention Manti's girlfriend. You're going to have to hold off on Purple Face unless the market gets super hot.

Monsieur Jean-Baptiste de Franssu, I have Notre Dame on line one inquiring about a loan. Should I tell them you are in a meeting?
 
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Can't imagine the alums like paying someone who has eyes on other jobs - the truth may be that the alums have been shopping around too and Kelly and his ego would like to be able to say, "You can't fire me, I quit."

Personally, my cup overrunneth with schadenfruede. Dreams of payout checks float through my head for the next six seasons.
 
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I'm sure going purple with rage will be effective when dealing with millionaires.

Grown men who are millionaires to be more exact

Not college kids who have to listen to you if they want their education or shot at the NFL.

I don't think there is a front office in football dumb enough to hire a guy from the purple rage monster school of coaching but I have pretty consistently underestimated the stupidity of GM's and owners my entire life so who knows.
 
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Grown men who are millionaires to be more exact

Not college kids who have to listen to you if they want their education or shot at the NFL.

I don't think there is a front office in football dumb enough to hire a guy from the purple rage monster school of coaching but I have pretty consistently underestimated the stupidity of GM's and owners my entire life so who knows.
The Browns hired Pat Shurmur...so does not compute
 
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