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Brady "XLLL" Hoke (Head Coach San Diego State)

"I've never had a problem"??????????

So, the frostbite thingy cited earlier, and Saturday, and Denard's broken bone--those didn't happen?

Not looking good for pizza man, that Hoke claims they haven't even talked about this.

-over-

See Fatty. See Fatty Run. See Fatty Run Away from the Presser.
 
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Aw, he can't think of any way he could fix it in the future in a similar situation so he'd know the condition of his player. (Like a headset, or, oh, I dunno, pay-the-fuck-attention.)
And this, right here, is all you need to know about Brady Hoke. "Well, I guess it's probably broken, but damned if I know how to fix it."

Are you fucking serious? I can think of a handful of ways just off the top of my head, and I'm only a friggin' meteorologist sitting in a cubicle in Nebraska. Fuck, man.
 
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So Dave Brandon doesn't care about player safety either....
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Figured that his stumbling around was because of the ankle...

deplorable.


but all our questions will be answered when the medical team releases their statement. What the fuck is that suppose to mean?


Pretty testy press conference that we learned nothing from. Except that Hoke obviously has a lifetime concussion. Nobody can be this dumb, can they?


Simply amazing. He brought the 5 D's of dodgeball to that presser
 
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He survives? Our prayers have been answered. The next home game their attendance will be down 20,000.

If you don't count the picketers outside the stadium. That will likely be ugly.

Praying they don't win another game.

I never really hated tsun the way some people do--just had a sort of working disdain for them that mostly amused me. But now...
They're on my list with FSU & PedState. Karma is due. Waiting with baited breath.
 
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