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Alabama Crimson Tide (official thread of Football, Fake Championships and Banjo)

Thank goodness that Ohio State fans would never turn on a legendary winning football coach. I mean, ask early 1960s Woody Hayes.
Thank goodness that Ohio State fans would never turn on a legendary winning football coach. I mean, ask early 1960s Woody Hayes.
I see now you specifically reference the early 1960s, so I’m a dum dum. Carry on.
 
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Alabama apologetics out in force today. Apparently, they're the first team to ever lose a key player in a championship game who could've possibly changed the outcome.

I seem to recall they've won a couple that way and all we heard was how awesome they were and the opponents' injuries didn't matter. Glad they lost last night.
 
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https://www.change.org/p/greg-byrne-fire-nick-saban

Saban Raw-Dawged by Walk-On QB in CFP Title Game
https://firenicksaban.com/2022/01/saban-raw-dawged-by-walk-on-qb-in-cfp-title-game/
January 11, 2022 Site NewsGerry
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What a doofus!


I’d say the Aflac kid better run for the hills after this schellacking … but who are we kidding? At 1.1 yards per carry, we know he can’t run to save his life … or his job. Fire this bum right now! Keep him from getting on the team plane. Thirty yards rushing? My walk from my desk to the toilet is longer than that! And what happens in that toilet is exactly what Saban’s offense was tonight.

I know it’s called “football,” but that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to kick field goals all night. If not for a gift fumble by the aforementioned WALK ON QUARTERBACK (IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, YOU LOST TO A WALK ON), ol’ Saint Nick never would have sniffed the end zone. And he missed a field goal for good measure, which led to a Georgia touchdown.


Here are some fun facts:



    • Nick Saban has won back-to-back CFP national championships the same number of times as Brian “Gumbo” Kelly: ZERO. At least Gumbo kept his games with Georgia close despite having NOTRE LAME talent on his roster.
    • You know who has more wins in 2022 than Nick Saban? Kansas State. KANSAS. STATE. Not the Kansas who beat the Texas Longhorns. No. The team from Kansas who ended the regular season by LOSING to the pathetic Horns. That Kansas State. Way to go, Nick.
    • Three SEC teams have more wins in 2022 than Saban: Georgia (obviously, they just beat the hell out of Bama), Kentucky, and Arkansas. Way to go, Nick. You’re behind Kentucky and Arkansas.
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Gumbo Kelly is … excited … about the prospects of facing Saint Nick next season




This guy is a hack. Pull a Pat Haden and fire him on the tarmac!

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SEC-ond best coach in the CFP championship game.
 
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