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fanaticbuckeye;2105758; said:
Why? I can have hundreds of anonymous Internet Psychiatrists judge me. It's a tad funnier that way too.
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Heck yes, you have hundreds of amateur psychiatrists right here on BP. Of course half of them are BKB aliases......:tongue2:
 
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fanaticbuckeye;2105709; said:
Not so much of an airport annoyance, but a flew airplane quandaries I have when I fly...

What if the mechanism on the wing that provides lift and drag, malfunctions during the initial rise and the plane keeps ascending until the plane is too high in the air and the engines stall?

What if the screws on the wing come undone?

What if the engine explodes? What if the screws on the engine come undone and it falls off?

What if landing gear malfunctions and the sensors don't pick up on it?

What if the pilot decides he doesn't want to live anymore?

What if a cracked out pilot of another plane flies into the plane I'm in?

What if the latch on the door breaks at 35,000 feet?

I would rather drive.
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This is exactly why I just drop acid and teleport everywhere.
 
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fanaticbuckeye;2105746; said:
Stats don't soothe my over-active imagination. Only learning to fly will. I wont do that either, so I will continue to drink away my imagination before I fly.
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By all means. Just curious, 'tis all.

fanaticbuckeye;2105758; said:
Why? I can have hundreds of anonymous Internet Psychiatrists judge me. It's a tad funnier that way too.
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I didn't mean to come off as judgmental. My apologies.
 
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fanaticbuckeye;2105746; said:
Stats don't soothe my over-active imagination. Only learning to fly will. I wont do that either, so I will continue
to drink away my imagination before I fly.
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Would it be safe to say you don't enjoy being a passenger in an automobile either?

Nothing wrong some control issues. I don't like flying for the same reasons. I'll take my chances in a car I'm driving even if I'm far more statistically likely to die there than in a plane.
 
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Bucky Katt;2106020; said:
Would it be safe to say you don't enjoy being a passenger in an automobile either?

Nothing wrong some control issues. I don't like flying for the same reasons. I'll take my chances in a car I'm driving even if I'm far more statistically likely to die there than in a plane.
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I'd rather drive, but I'm not on the edge of my seat like an airplane.
 
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fanaticbuckeye;2105709; said:
Not so much of an airport annoyance, but a flew airplane quandaries I have when I fly...

What if the mechanism on the wing that provides lift and drag, malfunctions during the initial rise and the plane keeps ascending until the plane is too high in the air and the engines stall?

What if the screws on the wing come undone?

What if the engine explodes? What if the screws on the engine come undone and it falls off?

What if landing gear malfunctions and the sensors don't pick up on it?

What if the pilot decides he doesn't want to live anymore?

What if a cracked out pilot of another plane flies into the plane I'm in?

What if the latch on the door breaks at 35,000 feet?

I would rather drive.
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What if that plane flying over head crashes into your car?
 
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Got behind some asshole in the security line that had no clue how to get all his stuff out and put it in the bins for screening. Then he stood there and tried to dress out of the bins while it sat on the line backing everything up. I just looked at him, shook my head, picked my bins up and moved over to the area they set aside for you to dress.
 
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