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Aaron Hernandez (well..........bye)

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AKAK;2349598; said:
Ummm... whoever did this (ok, by that I mean Hernandez) is an idiot.

Rule 1: Hide the body. They're in fucking Massachusettes, there's an ocean...

Rule 2: See Rule 1

Have they Found Jimmy Hoffa yet? No. Where's Lucas Brasi? Sleeping with the fishes...

So, uh, yeah, he's an idiot, you need not get past that.



You insult Roddy Piper.
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I thought rule #1 was to hire out of town shooters.


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Let's just say if Hernandez is innocent, that's one hell of a bang-up framejob.

Basically the framers would have:

1. Needed to have AH's cellphone because he texted the victim that he was there about an hour before the murder.

2. Needed to take Odin's cellphone from him once he was in the car and texted the victim's sister "NFL" so as to implicate AH. (This is actually the most plausible simply because of the sheer stupidity of letting someone you know you're going to kill use his phone before you kill him)

3. Rent a car in AH's name.

4. Erase AH's security camera to make it look like he's hiding something. Also, smash his cellphone.

5. Get AH to walk around his property with a handgun on camera shortly after the murder.


I'm not sure at what point that theory becomes completely absurd, but probably around steps 4 and 5.

Hernandez is toast.
 
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AKAK;2349598; said:
Ummm... whoever did this (ok, by that I mean Hernandez) is an idiot.

Rule 1: Hide the body. They're in [censored]ing Massachusettes, there's an ocean...

Rule 2: See Rule 1

Have they Found Jimmy Hoffa yet? No. Where's Lucas Brasi? Sleeping with the fishes...

So, uh, yeah, he's an idiot, you need not get past that.



You insult Roddy Piper.
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I would never insult Roddy Piper. There insinuation of such would be enough for Chuck Norris to pay me a house call. Roddy Piper is epic...mullet or no mullet.
 
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OH10;2349660; said:
Let's just say if Hernandez is innocent, that's one hell of a bang-up framejob.

Basically the framers would have:

1. Needed to have AH's cellphone because he texted the victim that he was there about an hour before the murder.

2. Needed to take Odin's cellphone from him once he was in the car and texted the victim's sister "NFL" so as to implicate AH. (This is actually the most plausible simply because of the sheer stupidity of letting someone you know you're going to kill use his phone before you kill him)

3. Rent a car in AH's name.

4. Erase AH's security camera to make it look like he's hiding something. Also, smash his cellphone.

5. Get AH to walk around his property with a handgun on camera shortly after the murder.


I'm not sure at what point that theory becomes completely absurd, but probably around steps 4 and 5.

Hernandez is toast.
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I'm gonna say 5 is actually the most plausible, since I suspect he walks around his property with a handgun more than well... most anyone... just strikes me as that kind of douche.
 
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Bucklion;2349673; said:
I would never insult Roddy Piper. There insinuation of such would be enough for Chuck Norris to pay me a house call. Roddy Piper is epic...mullet or no mullet.
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Yeah, I know, I jsut needed to make sure we got on a "they live" threadjack for a page or so.
 
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I saw a pic of him the other day, and on one of his arms were what looked like rain-drops. Tinfoil hat in place, what if he didn't do the whole tear drop on the eye thing for his hits knowing that they are frowned upon outside of gang culture, and went with them on the arm instead?

Just a gut feeling here, but I think there are going to be quite a few violent crimes that happened around Hernandez solved in the course of this investigation.
 
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buxfan4life;2349693; said:
Just a gut feeling here, but I think there are going to be quite a few violent crimes that happened around Hernandez solved in the course of this investigation.
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Agree 100%. Something tells me this dude has some serious skeletons in his closet. Hell, he shot a guy in the face and managed to keep him quiet through the use of payoffs or threats of something worse than shooting him in the face....(allegedly, of course)........
 
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AKAK;2349675; said:
I'm gonna say 5 is actually the most plausible, since I suspect he walks around his property with a handgun more than well... most anyone... just strikes me as that kind of douche.
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I was talking to a buddy last night who is in a golf league with one of our other friends. The other friend works in a not so nice area and has a CCW. He doesn't feel comfortable leaving his gun in the car while he golfs so he throws it in his golf bag while they play. Fucking nuts.
 
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