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kc286496;1838619; said:I would also like to thank you for sending me over to a Texas forum for another reason.
Can we talk about the couch-burning stigma that follows OSU fans around wherever we go? How did this happen? If you have a degree from tOSU and have ever burned a couch, please chime in. Please tell me what you could have possibly been thinking. From where did this furniture come? Why did you think you were so effing cool when you burned it?
Things you could have been doing besides burning furniture: trying to get laid, playing foosball, watching "Dazed & Confused", rolling a fatty, learning how to play guitar, quoting episodes of "The Simpsons", calling your mother--she misses you, yelling at Michigan fans, eating a gyro, manscaping, deep-frying zucchini, getting the dog high, bumming a smoke, giving your neighbor an "upper decker", stealing trophies from frat houses, passing out in the front yard, or listening to "Dark Side of the Moon". These are all perfectly acceptable college activities and are all way more fun than burning sh!t.
Thanks for making me introduce myself as, "Yeah, I'm a Buckeye fan but, don't worry, I went to OU."
Oh, I don't know.
Setting stuff on fire, and blowing stuff up is a pretty good time.
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