5 Bold Predictions for 2008

[fourteenandoh]

-Brent Musberger will be fired for getting in a drunk driving accident after calling a game (no one will be injured)
-Knowshon Moreno will fail Biology and be ineligible for georgia's bowl game
-Arizona State will win the Pac-10
-An SEC team will not play in the BCS championship game (take a deep breath Gator, you'll be OK)
-The Dow will trade below 10,000 (oops wrong thread)

 

[BuckeyeGanoosh]

1) Armanti Edwards runs for 2 scores and throws for 2 in an upset of LSU

2) Georgia will end the season 9-3 and play in the Cap-One against Wisky. (And lose.)

3) Iowa will make a bowl game

4) Michigan State will place 2nd in the Big Ten

5) Michigan will go 3-9. (NW, Toledo, Minny)

 

[Dryden]

1. Ohio State, on a mission, goes undefeated and lands in the title game (again). Paced by Beanie and the Brians, OSU hangs half-a-hundred on more than one opponent, while the defense flirts with shut outs in several games.

2. The Big XII champ, ranked #2, is leapfrogged in the last week of voting by Auburn, both to atone for the 2004 slight, and to put an SEC team in the title game opposite Ohio State. Missouri and Oklahoma secede from the Union.

3. Northwestern finishes the season with a better record than Michigan, while Notre Dame fans furiously cut-up Michigan lowlights of players running into each other in the backfield, missing blocks on the line, and other such follies to the tune of Yakety Sax. YouTube clips will be up by Week 3.

4. USC's defense is lights out, but the offense struggles to gel early on. Therefore, the Pac 10 championship will be decided on Oct 25, when Oregon visits Arizona St. Also on Oct 25, later deemed <something absurd> Saturday by Reece Davis and the other ESPN wonks, UConn will beat Cinci en route to winning the Big East, Va Tech will fall to FSU as Florida St gets back on the map in the ACC, Michigan State beats Michigan at the Big House, Wisconsin holds off Illinois in Madison, while Georgia's national title hopes are ruined at LSU. Meanwhile Texas Tech and Kansas blow up a scoreboard, OSU pounds PSU, Charlie's schematic advantage proves no match for Ty Willingham and Jake Locker, and ... well shit, I could do this for ten more paragraphs. Have you SEEN the schedule for Oct 23-25?!

ESPN - NCAA College Football Schedule, College Football Schedule, NCAA Football Schedule

5. Florida scores first in the WLOCP, prompting some Gator players to do something stupid directed at Georgia's bench, which sets off a bench clearing brawl like what happened with South Carolina and Clemson a few years back.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

1) Ohio State will win the Big T(elev)en outright

2) A QB will not win the Heisman

3) No non-BCS team will make a BCS bowl

4) At least one CFB team will win a game by kicking only field goals when the other team scored at least one touchdown

5) Shenanigans will ensue on BP

 

[Jaxbuck]

1) Paterno and Bowden mercifully call it quits about 5 years too late for the word "gracefully" to ever be applied.

2) UGA spits the bit.

3) B12 postpones the playing of defense until at least 2009.

4) OSU best USC.

5) No matter their record, Mi**igan will still suck.

 

[generaladm]

1. Ohio State, on a mission, goes undefeated and lands in the title game (again). Paced by Beanie and the Brians, OSU hangs half-a-hundred on more than one opponent, while the defense flirts with shut outs in several games.

3. Northwestern finishes the season with a better record than Michigan...

5. Florida scores first in the WLOCP, prompting some Gator players to do something stupid directed at Georgia's bench, which sets off a bench clearing brawl like what happened with South Carolina and Clemson a few years back.

If those three things happen, it might be my favorite season ever. I'll settle for #1.

(Actually 2002 will always be the best)

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Buckyle will get a blowjob on the fifty yeard line of Ohio stadium.

Actually I think I have a new dream in life!

 

[OCBuckWife]

Buckyle will get a blowjob on the fifty yeard line of Ohio stadium.

Actually I think I have a new dream in life!

I was staying out of this predictions thread because it was in a football section but since the glass ceiling has been broken by someone else...


1. Thump will finally bow to the expected and just say "F it" and gain 100 lbs

2. Mili will finally understand that you CAN attract more flies with vinegar than honey but that people aren't flies however he still won't give a flying heck.

3. OCBucksfan will "go gay" and throw me over for his secret lover, Buckyle.

4. OSUsushichic will reveal that her nickname doesn't refer to her preferred diet but that it is actually a reference to her lack of hygiene.

5. OCBuckwife will be able to quote stats and argue plays better than anyone on this whole forum and will get a job at ESPN as a game commentator. At every game, on camera, she will make sure to mention her gay ex-husband and his new "Bear" boyfriend.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Buckyle will get a blowjob on the fifty yeard line of Ohio stadium.

Actually I think I have a new dream in life!

I'm all for one chasing their dreams, but there's no way I'm letting you blow me.

 

[ImFrigginFly]

Beanie will run for 1800+ en route to the Heisman
scUM will go 9-3...losing to the Buckeyes, no surprise
USC will be handed their second loss of the season by tOSU, the first loss being against Virginia
LSU will beat App St. by 30+
Notre Dame will go to a bowl game and lose

 

[NFBuck]

1. Terrelle Pryor will account for at least 8 TD's this year running/throwing the ball. His national "coming out party" will be in Los Angeles when he runs for a critical 4th quarter TD to seal a Buckeye victory over USC.
2. There will not be nearly as many upsets at the top of the rankings this year as last.
3. This will be the final season for both JoePa and Bobbah Bowden and JoePa will finish 2 wins ahead of Bowden.
3. Clemson will finally win the ACC and crash the BCS party.
4. Texas Tech's Graham Harrell will throw for 5000 yards and 50 TD's.
5. Beanie Wells, Tim Tebow, Graham Harrell and Knowshon Moreno will make the trip to NYC for the Heisman presentation with Beanie winning in one of the closest races in years.

 

[utgrad73]

1. Terrelle Pryor will account for at least 8 TD's this year running/throwing the ball. His national "coming out party" will be in Los Angeles when he runs for a critical 4th quarter TD to seal a Buckeye victory over USC.
2. There will not be nearly as many upsets at the top of the rankings this year as last.
3. This will be the final season for both JoePa and Bobbah Bowden and JoePa will finish 2 wins ahead of Bowden.
3. Clemson will finally win the ACC and crash the BCS party.
4. Texas Tech's Graham Harrell will throw for 5000 yards and 50 TD's.
5. Beanie Wells, Tim Tebow, Graham Harrell and Knowshon Moreno will make the trip to NYC for the Heisman presentation with Beanie winning in one of the closest races in years.

Toledo will Beat Michigan in a nail biter.

 

[Muck]

1. The Reds will win the Superbowl

2. Jimmy Clausen will go missing. After a massive statewide manhunt his remains will be found in Charlie Weis's lunch pail.

3. Penn State will be forced to fumigate JoePa after baby scarab beetles hatch and crawl from his dessicated husk.

4. Pete Carroll & Snoop will elude federal investigators by seeking asylum in Venezuela after fleeing on Pete's jet.

5. Rich Rodriguez will still be an ass

 

[ashlandbuck]

5. Beanie Wells, Tim Tebow, Graham Harrell and Knowshon Moreno will make the trip to NYC for the Heisman presentation with Beanie winning in one of the closest races in years.

.....And the SEC fans will cry and wonder how a slow guy from the BIG TEN could ever win the Heisman.

 

[Gatorubet]

.....And the SEC fans will cry and wonder how a slow guy from the BIG TEN could ever win the Heisman.

Ummmmm....not so much.

We love good football, and everyone here in LSU country that saw Beanie stiffarming that safety in the Dome has the utmost respect for him. Down here they think he's a beast.