5 Bold Predictions for 2008

[aurorabuckeye13]

3. Penn State will be forced to fumigate JoePa after baby scarab beetles hatch and crawl from his dessicated husk.

And Penn St. then has to forfiet its season because all but 10 players on their team are in jail... OTL is all over it

 

[Mothra]

For my first trick...

Cornelius Ingram will tear his ACL

 

[ashlandbuck]

Ummmmm....not so much.

We love good football, and everyone here in LSU country that saw Beanie stiffarming that safety in the Dome has the utmost respect for him. Down here they think he's a beast.

Ummm...I'm sure you saw my tongue planted firmly in cheek.

 

[Gatorubet]

For my first trick...

Cornelius Ingram will tear his ACL

May you be injected with organisms cultured from Paris Hilton's taint.

 

[NFBuck]

May you be injected with organisms cultured from Paris Hilton's taint.

OVER THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Beanie will run for 1800+ en route to the Heisman
scUM will go 9-3...losing to the Buckeyes, no surprise
USC will be handed their second loss of the season by tOSU, the first loss being against Virginia
LSU will beat App St. by 30+
Notre Dame will go to a bowl game and lose

The thread asked for bold predictions not stone cold locks.

 

[BuckeyeGanoosh]

For my first trick...

Cornelius Ingram will tear his ACL

ESPN - Gators' Ingram gone for season because of torn ACL - College Football

 

[sparcboxbuck]

5) Michigan will go 3-9. (NW, Toledo, Minny)

I hear that there's a few play'as in T-town who will give you action on one of those games.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Buckyle will get a blowjob on the fifty yeard line of Ohio stadium.

Actually I think I have a new dream in life!

Ahhhh the good old days of astroturf and being able to get into the Shoe pretty much any time you wanted...

Anyone else here ever throw an aerobie 120 yards across the shoe? Man that was good stuff.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Ahhhh the good old days of astroturf and being able to get into the Shoe pretty much any time you wanted...

Anyone else here ever throw an aerobie 120 yards across the shoe? Man that was good stuff.

Somewhere in Taos NM, a BP poster is wondering why in the hell anyone would throw good aerobie 120 yds instead of smoke it.

 

[Taosman]

I like to throw monkey poop, actually. Sometimes it even sticks!

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Somewhere in Taos NM, a BP poster is wondering why in the hell anyone would throw good aerobie 120 yds instead of smoke it.

Naaaaawwwww... you've got to pull way to hard on those things to keep 'em lit.

 

[OCBucksFan]

I was staying out of this predictions thread because it was in a football section but since the glass ceiling has been broken by someone else...


1. Thump will finally bow to the expected and just say "F it" and gain 100 lbs

Sure, that's bold

2. Mili will finally understand that you CAN attract more flies with vinegar than honey but that people aren't flies however he still won't give a flying heck.

Sure, that's bold

3. OCBucksfan will "go gay" and throw me over for his secret lover, Buckyle.

Doubtful, I think you would most likely fail to understand that we just passed out like that, and assume it was gay.... when it was obviously just "playful experimentation"

4. OSUsushichic will reveal that her nickname doesn't refer to her preferred diet but that it is actually a reference to her lack of hygiene.

Sounds like a sticky situation.

5. OCBuckwife will be able to quote stats and argue plays better than anyone on this whole forum and will get a job at ESPN as a game commentator. At every game, on camera, she will make sure to mention her gay ex-husband and his new "Bear" boyfriend.

Pfft, like you need to know anything about sports to work for ESPN, Mark May is a friggin' retard and he still has a job.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Sure, that's bold




Sure, that's bold



Doubtful, I think you would most likely fail to understand that we just passed out like that, and assume it was gay.... when it was obviously just "playful experimentation"



Sounds like a sticky situation.



Pfft, like you need to know anything about sports to work for ESPN, Mark May is a friggin' retard and he still has a job.

bu yao nayang wuli

 

[HailToMichigan]

Ummmmm....not so much.

We love good football, and everyone here in LSU country that saw Beanie stiffarming that safety in the Dome has the utmost respect for him. Down here they think he's a beast.

LSU country, maybe....on the other hand certain parts of SEC country still won't let go of the Charles Woodson thing.