2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

[buckeyemania11]

I think multiple posters here pointed out how mediocre of a coach Jason Beck was without Dampier carrying the weight. Of course, it took MONTHS for DFBIA to finally come around to that truth.

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October 26th, 2026 at 12:32 PM ^

Bill Radjewski dug up some very interesting and depressing information about Jason Beck:
"Look closer: both (good seasons at UNM in 2024 and Utah in 2025) had QB Devon Dampier. This year at Utah, without Beck, he's at 0.35 EPA per play. With Beck last year: 0.32.
Beck rode Dampier."
This one-trick-pony motherfucker was mediocre at best before Dampier, and now that he's been thoroughly scouted he is hot garbage. Jason Beck is a total fraud.

 

[scarletngray]

Magically Delicious

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

As for Kyle… he seemed decent at Utah… is he just trying to fit in up there? Even I don’t need a spreadsheet to tell me that a 3 loss team is more than a play away ….


I just feel bad for Desmond though. That dumb bastard’s life peaked 30 years ago. He’s just desperately flailing at the snooze button on his relevance, trying to refresh it for just one more week

I wouldn't feel sorry for Desmond if the Aryan Brotherhood were pimping out his asshole for cartons of Lucky Strikes.

 

[1926Buckeyes]

Fun reading

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/whitt-i-don%27t-think-it%27s-time-panic

Summary: They would be undefeated and #1 with Kirk Cameron calling plays. I may have taken liberties with the name of the previous OC.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I wouldn't feel sorry for Desmond if the Aryan Brotherhood were pimping out his asshole for cartons of Lucky Strikes.

 

[gmen6981]

Fun reading

https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/whitt-i-don%27t-think-it%27s-time-panic

Love how they think with a decent OC they would be 7-0 and ranked #1. Then you have the ones leaning in to the conspiracy that Whittingham is an Urban plant there to destroy the program. That thread is gold.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Love how they think with a decent OC they would be 7-0 and ranked #1. Then you have the ones leaning in to the conspiracy that Whittingham is an Urban plant there to destroy the program. That thread is gold.

HUGE props to Urban for the insane long con on getting Whittingham there to blow it all up.

 

[scarletngray]

HUGE props to Urban for the insane long con on getting Whittingham there to blow it all up.

"Whitt, listen to me. We're talking generational money here..."

 

[Mike80]

 

[pnuts34]

 

[BuckyKatt]

 

[Honor&Glory]

Reminder for this weekend

 

[GeorgiaBuck2]

Deace is broken.

What a loser.

 

[osuvictory1]

50% of their roster won't be there next year per Whit.

Sounds like it is a call for money from donors.

 

[buckeyemania11]