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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

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buckeyemania11 said:
They'll more than likely beat Rutgers and Sparty. 2 shit tier teams but of course the "turnaround has begun!" Crowd will be extra hype before they lose to Oregon UCLA and Ohio State to culminate a 6-6 season

Oregon is ass too but scUM having to go @ Oregon IMO more than likely turns into a L
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If there ever was a year for Sparty to pull one of their patented "there was no chance in hell they were going to win" wins out, this is the fucking year.
 
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OREGONSOCKPUPPET said:
Michigan’s defense is solid with Jay Hill. They would have shutout Indiana if it wasn’t for Michigan’s turnovers setting them up in favorable position. Then again, Indiana knew Michigan’s offense is ass and knew they wouldn’t score and were playing more conservative on not to lose.

I also read where 33 power conference teams since 2000 have held teams to 20 points or less in each of their first 7 games. Those 32 teams were 32-11 with Iowa being the only team with 2 losses. Michigan, the 33rd team, is the only team with 3 losses. Shows you just how shitty that offense is.
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I'm confused by these numbers. Were there 32 or 33 teams? How do their records total to only 43 games if we're talking about 32 or 33 teams x 7 games each?
 
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As much ball busting as I can put aside, they have to understand that any opponent is dangerous for them because of how they play.

It will be close and low scoring no matter Rutgers, MSU, Detroit City Highs School etc etc. That is their style. That's why this DFBIA attachment to "if not but for this or that we're undefeated" is so amusing. They are too stupid to insult and they are too stupid to understand that just because you didn't get your doors blown off doesn't mean you are good. It just means that is the style of play your team can execute.

Tresselball withy a bad, or young, QB who turns the ball over a lot opens you up to A LOT of volatility.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
If there ever was a year for Sparty to pull one of their patented "there was no chance in hell they were going to win" wins out, this is the fucking year.
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scUMs offense is legit so bad that there is a remote possibility that they do end up losing to Rutgers or Sparty

Their team psyche is probably going to be even more broken now, I'm sure that entitled roster is going to cause even more friction with the coaching staff after that IU loss

Rutgers and Sparty are just both so bad overall though that still both have like a under 10% chance of winning though.
 
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