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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Lol.... this was after they just lost the game.


The most points they've scored against a P4 team is fucking 21 points against a below average Penn State defense and even then it took being handed the ball inside Penn states 15 on a turnover to get there. Hilarious to act like it's some rush of bad luck that they aren't a national title contender. I know it's pointless to argue facts with the most delusional fan base though
 
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They'll more than likely beat Rutgers and Sparty. 2 shit tier teams but of course the "turnaround has begun!" Crowd will be extra hype before they lose to Oregon UCLA and Ohio State to culminate a 6-6 season

Oregon is ass too but scUM having to go @ Oregon IMO more than likely turns into a L
 
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Yeah they got 3 more losses coming. Sort of why I was hoping they’d pull it out today but it was a win win. Now we get to see the melting.

Dave Portnoy isn’t wrong though other than him saying Underwood should be starting. Their OC is a ding dong to put it nicely. Carr played fairly well but they’re just not good on that side of the ball.
 
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Yeah they got 3 more losses coming. Sort of why I was hoping they’d pull it out today but it was a win win. Now we get to see the melting.

Dave Portnoy isn’t wrong though other than him saying Underwood should be starting. Their OC is a ding dong to put it nicely. Carr played fairly well but they’re just not good on that side of the ball.

Carr was 20/32 for 162 yards, a bad lost fumble and an INT. He also took some pretty bad sacks.

It only probably feels like he played "fairly well" because Underwood had just been that bad. In the world outside of scUM though that's a pretty bad effort from your QB in a big must win game.

I'm not sure they are really much better even with a different OC. The oline is legitimately bad, they open up nothing for the run game at all.
 
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Carr was 20/32 for 162 yards, a bad lost fumble and an INT. He also took some pretty bad sacks.

It only probably feels like he played "fairly well" because Underwood had just been that bad. In the world outside of scUM though that's a pretty bad effort from your QB in a big must win game.

I'm not sure they are really much better even with a different OC. The oline is legitimately bad, they open up nothing for the run game at all.
Agreed. I will say the one INT Carr threw was the exact same forced slant (and INT by the same player lol) that Julian made. It’s acceptable that Carr tried because he’s a true freshman. Unacceptable for Julian to do that last week even if Smith was interfered with.

Exactly why I’m interested to the max to see what Luke has. The Julian we got this year was no where near good enough for a title run.
 
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Agreed. I will say the one INT Carr threw was the exact same forced slant (and INT by the same player lol) that Julian made. It’s acceptable that Carr tried because he’s a true freshman. Unacceptable for Julian to do that last week even if Smith was interfered with.

Exactly why I’m interested to the max to see what Luke has. The Julian we got this year was no where near good enough for a title run.
Carr threw into quadruple coverage and the pass could have been intercepted by any of them. The one that deflected was the only player not between the QB and the wr at the time of the pass. It was caught instead by a fifth defender.

Julian threw to an open JJ with no one in front of the ball. There was a single defender on the pass, with no shot at breaking up the pass so he ran through and tackled JJ before it came, leading to a ricochet INT.

Carr tried to force the rpo into even more extreme coverage than Jeremiah sometimes gets. Julian made the correct read and the referees punished JJ for being large and somehow didn't care when that size discrepancy wasn't enough to prevent getting mauled like an over the back penalty on a b1g rebound. It's frankly a bit of an achievement to actually appear capable of interfering with JJ. Usually it looks like a mild inconvenience during the extreme cheating.

Julian is not perfect, and pretty clearly was badly injured very early in this contest. He does not miss those underneath throws like he was doing all game by a lot. But equating the two is quite unfair and will not permit a true freshman that is undersized to be properly reviewed this week.


And no, Tommy at home was not close to an injured Julian in his play at IU

Tommy had about 114 yds through the same point of the fourth quarter. He finished with 75 yds less and no tds vs 2 for Julian. They both had one actual pick (and Julian's appeared to be the injury speculation)

Carr is much more athletic than Julian, he did some things that almost let them win 15-point rock fight. He shows a little more touch and intelligence than Bryce ever did. There is more potential sure, but the bar he's trying to clear is hilariously low.

Whereas Julian is being judged by whether or not he puts CJ Stroud to shame and also whether or not he can overcome a team that doesn't have an offensive line, a running game, a pass rush, and usually a special teams whatsoever. Julian meeds to be at worst the third best quarterback in school history if they're going to do what they want to do.

Carr needs to be better than shane morris. If he had been there preseason and or they were brave enough to bench Bryce, they'd be heading to the playoffs this year with zero other improvements. His current performance is understandable given how young he is, but let's be honest about the standards against which they're being judged and how that leads to massive misratings between Julian and Carr

We are firmly in another 2007 style season. Let's hope this time they don't let the team off the mat in the sugar bowl.
 
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I realize that Indiana was a week away from a very physical game against Ohio State, but I did not expect that game to be so close.
Michigan’s defense is solid with Jay Hill. They would have shutout Indiana if it wasn’t for Michigan’s turnovers setting them up in favorable position. Then again, Indiana knew Michigan’s offense is ass and knew they wouldn’t score and were playing more conservative on not to lose.

I also read where 33 power conference teams since 2000 have held teams to 20 points or less in each of their first 7 games. Those 32 teams were 32-11 with Iowa being the only team with 2 losses. Michigan, the 33rd team, is the only team with 3 losses. Shows you just how shitty that offense is.
 
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