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2026 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, Arrogant Twatwaffles, Emasculated Cucks, Feckless Marmots, Dirty Cheaters "Mid"chigan

Is it possible that a coach was able to break through Underwood's ego and convince him he had a great deal of work to do between his spring game shit show and the kickoff of the 26-27 season? Marshall is a solid running back. They have at least one decent receiver. The middle of the BIG sucks. Could they finish third?
Unfortunately for them, Underwood is turning out to be a punk ass bitch more interested in running his mouth than recognizing his shortcomings and keeping his head down while putting in the work to improve.

In other words, he's a Michigan Man.
 
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Is it possible that a coach was able to break through Underwood's ego and convince him he had a great deal of work to do between his spring game shit show and the kickoff of the 26-27 season? Marshall is a solid running back. They have at least one decent receiver. The middle of the BIG sucks. Could they finish third?
the middle of the B1G is better than the middle of any other conference.

I think they finish somewhere around 6th....Ohio State, Oregon, Indiana, USC and Iowa ahead of them, with Illinois, Washington and Ped State right there too....
 
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Fuck that. MAYBE, slightly, potentially I would listen pre-2020.

Those fucking cunts DUCKED an epic beating by lying in face of a global pandemic and then blatantly cheated and compromised the integrity of the game.

Fuck them now, fuck them next year, fuck them forever and ever.

Whittingham is probably a good guy but fuck him forever too for joining these cheating assclowns.
Hopefully we return to the Tressel and Meyer era that forces dimWhittingham to ask the NCAA to stop keeping score anymore. Is it too early to award him a Participation Trophy?
 
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I see Whttingham as a solid guy who got shafted by Utah and took a blueblood job when it unexpectedly dropped into his lap. I think he'll try to be the antithesis of Simple Jim, bank his 15-20 large and then get the hell away from tdfbia and the holier than thou administration.

He's just making it clear that he's not going to tarnish his legacy by stooping to Hoke-Harbaugh level antics. In other words, he is not a true Michigan Man.
 
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I see Whttingham as a solid guy who got shafted by Utah and took a blueblood job when it unexpectedly dropped into his lap. I think he'll try to be the antithesis of Simple Jim, bank his 15-20 large and then get the hell away from tdfbia and the holier than thou administration.

He's just making it clear that he's not going to tarnish his legacy by stooping to Hoke-Harbaugh level antics. In other words, he is not a true Michigan Man.
What are you saying? Wittingham won’t be picking his boogers and eating them?
 
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Is it possible that a coach was able to break through Underwood's ego and convince him he had a great deal of work to do between his spring game shit show and the kickoff of the 26-27 season? Marshall is a solid running back. They have at least one decent receiver. The middle of the BIG sucks. Could they finish third?

His attitude seems like it hasn't changed. He's more interested in bullshit than working on the actual mechanics that he needs to.

With their schedule 7-5 is more likely than 9-3. They'll probably end up 8-4 though which is about indicative of their roster talent vs their schedule. I expect an actual defensive dropoff this year going back to a pure college scheme opposed to the NFL style coaches theyve had there recently. Some Don Brown type stuff where they will probably look good against low level offenses but any offense with a pulse won't have many issues with it
 
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2 players depart Michigan Football on eve of fall camp​

Two players have left the Michigan Football program on the eve of fall camp, including one who transferred in this offseason:

One day prior to the team starting fall camp, the Michigan Wolverines saw two players leave the program, including one that entered the program this offseason.

Maize n Brew confirmed with program spokesman Dave Ablauf that safety Taylor Tatum and wide receiver CJ Charleston are both no longer with the program.

“CJ did not receive an extra year of eligibility and Taylor is focusing on baseball,” Ablauf said.

Tatum’s departure is the more notable of the two. He was the No. 1 ranked running back in the 2024 recruiting class and signed with the Oklahoma Sooners. After two years there, Tatum transferred to Michigan this offseason, where he has since transitioned to the safety position.

Now, Tatum will shift his full focus to baseball at Michigan, closing the book on his short football career with the Wolverines.

Meanwhile, Charleston transferred to Michigan from Youngstown State in 2024 and was never expected to play a significant role in the program. He caught one pass for 22 yards in 2024 and did not record any stats in 2025. With his NCAA eligibility now exhausted, his time with the Wolverines comes to a natural conclusion.
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