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2025 scUM Shenanigans, Arguments, etc.

I understand the need to give the school time to run its own investigation, but holding off on releasing the decision And punishment until just days before camps open seems to be mistreatment of players and not just michigans, but opposing players too?
 
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I understand the need to give the school time to run its own investigation, but holding off on releasing the decision And punishment until just days before camps open seems to be mistreatment of players and not just michigans, but opposing players too?
This has nothing to do with allowing the school to run its own investigation. This is a standard process that was run as quickly as the rules allow but shitagain is responsible for delaying at every opportunity for a long as possible.

But as we wait it out, why don't you tell us why you think anyone would need to let shitagain "run it's own investigation" at this point?
 
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According to Arlo Guthrie, if three of us do it, it's an organization.
With all due respect to Arlo, any group of three from this place can only ever hope to achieve "Outfit" status.

I should note, I call him "Arlo" because he left a conversation with the then governor of Ohio to come talk to me and my friends at the Ohio State Fair back in like... 87? Was with Pete Seeger... Needless to say, we're on a first name basis. :wink: Was pretty cool, actually. Literally walked away from the Gov and came over and shot the shit with us for like 30 minutes before taking the stage. Anyway, I saw Arlo play 3 times. I am guessing that I win the "Who's seen Arlo Guthrie the most" prize. But, alas, I never saw him do Alices.
 
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I figure there will eventually be a prediction thread but I was thinking about it and I want to put something here.

My birthday is August 9th. This is a WISH list, not exactly what I think will happen. Here it goes:

Vacated games from all of 2021, 2022 and 2023.

15 fewer scholarships for all of 2026, 2027 and 2028.

5 fewer scholarships for 2029 and 2030.

4 year bowl ban. (3 years for the cheating years of 2021, 2022 and 2023, 1 year for the significant Failure of Monitor and aggravated non-cooperation)

2 year show-causes for all members of the staff from 2021, 2022 and 2023.

5 year show cause for Cryin Sharon

Lifetime show cause for Stallions and Booger Eater.

$50 Million fine to the athletic department.

Significant increase in monitoring of all aspects of the Athletic Department, including quarterly audits of staff compliance and financial compliance by non-Michigan connected NCAA representatives.

If all of that happens, I'll be a very happy guy. I expect less than what is on this list, but a man can dream, right?
 
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I figure there will eventually be a prediction thread but I was thinking about it and I want to put something here.

My birthday is August 9th. This is a WISH list, not exactly what I think will happen. Here it goes:

Vacated games from all of 2021, 2022 and 2023.

15 fewer scholarships for all of 2026, 2027 and 2028.

5 fewer scholarships for 2029 and 2030.

4 year bowl ban. (3 years for the cheating years of 2021, 2022 and 2023, 1 year for the significant Failure of Monitor and aggravated non-cooperation)

2 year show-causes for all members of the staff from 2021, 2022 and 2023.

5 year show cause for Cryin Sharon

Lifetime show cause for Stallions and Booger Eater.

$50 Million fine to the athletic department.

Significant increase in monitoring of all aspects of the Athletic Department, including quarterly audits of staff compliance and financial compliance by non-Michigan connected NCAA representatives.

If all of that happens, I'll be a very happy guy. I expect less than what is on this list, but a man can dream, right?
Harsh but fair.
 
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