*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[buckeyemania11]

I feel a "Well there's technically not a rule that says it's against the rules to hack your opponents practice footage" mental gymnastics run coming from the "Michigan Men" if that stuff turns out to be true.

 

[NFBuck]

Pat MacAfee is not beholden to the ESPN narrative directives I thought, but he's been sucking Michigan balls for weeks now and AJ just sits by like he's a stoned Herbstreit.

I love AJ, but he has the charisma of an animatronic bologna sandwich.

 

[Thump]

More information would be greatly appreciated.

 

[cincibuck]

ESPN absolutely shameless in the obvious trying to paint Michigan only in completely positive light.

They are going to go down swinging before they actually have to admit that their CFP was completely compromised by scUM for the last 3 years.

ESPN has one job: make money. To do that they need product to sell. They are not investigative reporters. They are not out to bad mouth the product’s producers. Herbie’s job is to make you tune in and watch. His paycheck comes from Disney, not Ohio State.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

DPIA: Posts PE of 113 against a mid-major

DFBIA: But Fresno State was 16th in defensive PE last year!!!

Yeah... That was last year. Then they lost their safeties. Both of them. The heart of their defensive backfield is gone.

On top of that, the following teams posted a higher PE against Fresno's 2023 NOT-depleted pass defense

Purdue
Wyoming
Utah State
UNLV
San Jose State
New Mexico (yes, that New Mexico)
San Diego State

A worse passing performance than the above teams... against a team that lost their best two DBs.

And Texas is coming to town

 

[dragurd]

DPIA: Posts PE of 113 against a mid-major

DFBIA: But Fresno State was 16th in defensive PE last year!!!

Yeah... That was last year. Then they lost their safeties. Both of them. The heart of their defensive backfield is gone.

On top of that, the following teams posted a higher PE against Fresno's 2023 NOT-depleted pass defense

Purdue
Wyoming
Utah State
UNLV
San Jose State
New Mexico (yes, that New Mexico)
San Diego State

A worse passing performance than the above teams... against a team that lost their best two DBs.

And Texas is coming to town

Davis Warren is a poor mans Cade McNamara let that sink in for a sec

 

[BUCKYLE]

ESPN has one job: make money. To do that they need product to sell. They are not investigative reporters. They are not out to bad mouth the product’s producers. Herbie’s job is to make you tune in and watch. His paycheck comes from Disney, not Ohio State.

Michigan isn't their only or best product. If Keebler bullshit shortbread cookies were found to be 68% rat shit, they'd pull them from the shelves and push them fudge stripes. That fuckin elf wouldn't be in a new commercial saying "the rancid rat shit makes every bite moist"

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

ESPN has one job: make money. To do that they need product to sell. They are not investigative reporters. They are not out to bad mouth the product’s producers. Herbie’s job is to make you tune in and watch. His paycheck comes from Disney, not Ohio State.

Which is fine if they'd just admit it. The problem is that dimwitted, blow-dried Ken Doll wanna-be absolutely considers himself a "sports journalist" and not just a talking hairdo.

 

[BuckBackHome]

Just saw a couple of things on 11W from PD. I'm too lazy to quote.

If TCUN lose to TX today there is a chance this is all wrapped up in a few weeks and with "real" penalties.

Poor old Stalions lost 60-0. However, Gameday had a camera at his debut as head coach. Sounds like TCUN want him to go away.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[ScriptOhio]

Just saw a couple of things on 11W from PD. I'm too lazy to quote.

If TCUN lose to TX today there is a chance this is all wrapped up in a few weeks and with "real" penalties.

Poor old Stalions lost 60-0. However, Gameday had a camera at his debut as head coach. Sounds like TCUN want him to go away.

Connor Stalions takes the reins at Detroit Mumford, wants to 'flip the culture'

Former University of Michigan staffer Connor Stalions got a chance to see how it felt to be a head coach Friday night.

www.detroitnews.com

Connor Stalions takes the reins at Detroit Mumford, wants to 'flip the culture'​

"I came to Mumford because I wanted to help flip the culture," Stalions told The Detroit News after the game. "They are not used to winning and I wanted to help show these guys the actual process of what it's going to take to win, because they eventually will win, and for me that's more gratifying than going to a program that's already winning.

Just sayin': Too bad the opposing coach didn't hang a hundred on him......

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Poor old Stalions lost 60-0. However, Gameday had a camera at his debut as head coach. Sounds like TCUN want him to go away.

99.9% chance the opposing coach was a Michigan State fan.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

99.9% chance the opposing coach was a Michigan State fan.

Or was completely frustrated dealing with Harbaugh and his staff of clowns for the last 9 years.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So, his next plan is to funnel kids to scUM via being a HS coach.... I'm sure it's somewhere in his manifesto. What's a good manifesto without a solid plan B?

 

[scarletngray]

Loses 60-0
CS Motto: You first have to learn to be a loser before you can become a winner. Then, when all else fails, cheat.