*2024 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[ORD_Buckeye]

Ono has to be cooked after all this comes out, right?

#BET

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

They're essentially the North Korean People of the CFB world.

Fucking poetry. GPA!

 

[woofermazing]

More new PremiumDrum:

"Dead to rights."

And how gross is it that this dips into creepy shit like hacking co-eds shit and stealing pics? That program is a puppy mill for inhuman behavior.

Holy fuck, they knew that early???

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

If what I am hearing is true there is good reason that Michigan is stalling for time.

The Fab Five banners were taken down and stuffed in a closet in the athletic facility. That closet is small and has no shelves. At this time they have no idea where they can put a National Championship trophy.

Sell it on ebay.. get enuf money to pay NIL for 1 player??

 

[Bucklion]

Finally everyone is catching up to my opinion of Klatt I’ve had for years…

 

[Zurp]

Finally everyone is catching up to my opinion of Klatt I’ve had for years…

I'm watching this now.
I always thought Klatt had some good analysis of games. But he's being a total goob in this case.
He seems to think Stalions was doing this all by himself, and the fact that *ichigan was winning after Stalions was let go tells him that the cheating didn't do much to them.
Does he not realize that *ichigan can still use the information he got for them?

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Finally everyone is catching up to my opinion of Klatt I’ve had for years…

Hate everyone. They'll eventually prove you right.

______________________Bucklion

EDIT upon further reflection: I know this is just my interpretation (and extension) of what you said, but as a philosophy for life, I think it's pretty unassailable

EDIT 2: ... except for the fact that it leaves you bitter and miserable.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Motherfuck these cheating shitgibbons.

He absolutely should have never suffered the dog house treatment he received after that. Candidly, I think that every odd-year, going forward, our boys should leave the field up there in the same way.

 

[Thump]

Losing all home games for 5 years would be fitting as well.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

They should ban michigan from using helmets

Fixed it for you.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

I'm watching this now.
I always thought Klatt had some good analysis of games. But he's being a total goob in this case.
He seems to think Stalions was doing this all by himself, and the fact that *ichigan was winning after Stalions was let go tells him that the cheating didn't do much to them.
Does he not realize that *ichigan can still use the information he got for them?

I do not understand the mental gymnastics required to say illegal advanced in person scouting occurred and it’s impossible to tell how much it impacted games, but it DEFINITELY didn’t impact the outcome of games in 2023. Any logical thought process would conclude that you can’t eliminate the impact of cheating, therefore it’s all tainted.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

If what I am hearing is true there is good reason that Michigan is stalling for time.

The Fab Five banners were taken down and stuffed in a closet in the athletic facility. That closet is small and has no shelves. At this time they have no idea where they can put a National Championship trophy.

I have a good idea of where it can go.

 

[NFBuck]

Once the juicy details of the NOA leak out wide, I cannot wait to see the true believers like Eisen, Desmond, et al try to Olé the cold, grim grip of reality. Right now, it's confined to the somewhat insulated message board universe and blogosphere where it's only accessible to the hardcore slices of sports fandom. When it goes main stream, it's going to be a HUGE story. The little bit we've seen is peppered with incredibly damning turns of phrase.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Once the juicy details of the NOA leak out wide, I cannot wait to see the true believers like Eisen, Desmond, et al try to Olé the cold, grim grip of reality. Right now, it's confined to the somewhat insulated message board universe and blogosphere where it's only accessible to the hardcore slices of sports fandom. When it goes main stream, it's going to be a HUGE story. The little bit we've seen is peppered with incredibly damning turns of phrase.

They'll probably continue to push the ridiculous claim that knowing exactly what your opponent is doing has "no real impact". They are that stupid.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I'm watching this now.
I always thought Klatt had some good analysis of games. But he's being a total goob in this case.
He seems to think Stalions was doing this all by himself, and the fact that *ichigan was winning after Stalions was let go tells him that the cheating didn't do much to them.
Does he not realize that *ichigan can still use the information he got for them?

CTE or paid to pass off the bullshit narrative.