2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[ORD_Buckeye]

My dream is an absolute beat down with a touchdown scored in the last 30 seconds for good measure.

And then for Ryan Day to say at the press conference, "their players were in a real tough spot out there today. It's clear that they were missing their leader and just weren't the same with Conor Stalions being absent."

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

He’s such a nobody, I just found out I have an LLC with the guy.

Who knew?

Wow. And all this time I thought Stalions was gay.

Yaneverknow I guess

 

[Mr.Blonde]

Key will be the first half of the 3rd. If we stuff their asses and no miracle halftime adjustments are there. Their faces will drop. All their courage and strength will drain from their bodies. They had a reputation for cheating in games, but they'll know in that instant that they've made a fatal mistake.

Now, youze can't leave.

 

[Buckeye86]

 

[pnuts34]

 

[buckeyemania11]

A beatdown is preferred.

But a slow life sucking out of them game like the 14-3 2007 game would be fun to watch them meltdown over as well. Hendo goes for 200 and just grinds them and the clock down to a not even as close as the score type victory.

 

[Jake]

These aren't sicko. They're downright blasphemous.

 

[buckeyemania11]

He will probably be mocked and ignored by DFBIA. Only favorable journalism is to be believed!

 

[mattynokes]

The suspensions and (eventual) loss of wins are great, but the real winner may just be that their arrogance has been brought to the forefront to everyone across the football landscape. They've opened themselves to showing their true colors and acting like they've done no wrong. They may be viewed even worse than the Astros. At least the Astros' players gave a fake apology.

 

[mattynokes]

These aren't sicko. They're downright blasphemous.

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[brodybuck21]

 

[BuckeyesGunn]

Anyone have odds on Simple Jim crashing Gameday and/or Big Noon Kickoff on Saturday morning? I can see that tone deaf bastard just showing up unannouced and uninvited wanting to get on camera.

They'll put his Gomer Pyle looking mug on the big screen. Then the prophets of Baal in the stands can go insane and slash themselves for their lying gawd of thievery.

 

[gmen6981]

How's that blimp petition coming along?

Well, have you ever seen the movie 'Up"?

 

[Captain Buckeye]

And then for Ryan Day to say at the press conference, "their players were in a real tough spot out there today. It's clear that they were missing their leader and just weren't the same with Conor Stalions being absent."

Here’s my dream..

OSU takes a knee to win the game 35-20.

Coach Day goes to midfield for the handshake and post game TV interview.

Jenny Taft: “coach how are you feeling right now?”

Coach Day: “ I just wanted to say Hello to coach Harbaugh who’s probably watching at home. Hey Jim!”

That’s it. Nothing inappropriate. Just a subtle dig.