2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[BuckeyesGunn]

Anyone have odds on Simple Jim crashing Gameday and/or Big Noon Kickoff on Saturday morning? I can see that tone deaf bastard just showing up unannouced and uninvited wanting to get on camera.

They'll put his Gomer Pyle looking mug on the big screen. Then the prophets of Baal in the stands can go insane and slash themselves for their lying gawd of thievery.

 

[gmen6981]

How's that blimp petition coming along?

Well, have you ever seen the movie 'Up"?

 

[Captain Buckeye]

And then for Ryan Day to say at the press conference, "their players were in a real tough spot out there today. It's clear that they were missing their leader and just weren't the same with Conor Stalions being absent."

Here’s my dream..

OSU takes a knee to win the game 35-20.

Coach Day goes to midfield for the handshake and post game TV interview.

Jenny Taft: “coach how are you feeling right now?”

Coach Day: “ I just wanted to say Hello to coach Harbaugh who’s probably watching at home. Hey Jim!”

That’s it. Nothing inappropriate. Just a subtle dig.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Here’s my dream..

OSU takes a knee to win the game 35-20.

Coach Day goes to midfield for the handshake and post game TV interview.

Jenny Taft: “coach how are you feeling right now?”

Coach Day: “ I just wanted to say Hello to coach Harbaugh who’s probably watching at home. Hey Jim!”

That’s it. Nothing inappropriate. Just a subtle dig.

nah ... He should give a shout out to his brothers instead of Jim...

 

[scarletngray]

This is definitely a "Why did you go for two? Because I couldn't go for three." type of year if there ever was one.

 

[colobuck79]

A beatdown is preferred.

But a slow life sucking out of them game like the 14-3 2007 game would be fun to watch them meltdown over as well. Hendo goes for 200 and just grinds them and the clock down to a not even as close as the score type victory.

I could go for this. Each team has 4 possessions with the final score 28-6.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

These aren't sicko. They're downright blasphemous.

That is like scrawling graffiti on Woody's statue

 

[Steve19]

Attention whore material. Hate guys like this.

 

[heisman]

Scientists over at DFBIA are figuring out a way to prop Simple Jim in a lawn chair and attach enough balloons to it so that he floats perfectly right above the stadium so that he technically is not "in" the stadium and can coach from there.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

This is definitely a "Why did you go for two? Because I couldn't go for three." type of year if there ever was one.

well there's another reason for that... I mean "He's a great teacher of special teams" is still coaching special teams :)

 

[Jake]

 

[NFBuck]

 

[BUCKYLE]

My ideal scenario is that everyone but Simpy Jimmy knew. He's just walking around for 3 years puffing out his bird chest with little pancake titties thinking he's on his way to legend status then YOINK. His wife's son is responsible for his downfall.

Hang a hundred on these fucks.

Onside kick after the first and last scores. Fuck em.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I want a beat down. I want to run up the score so much that Sharon Moore gives a tear-filled post-game speech about how Ryan Day lacks sportsmanship.

I’m okay if he cries during the game too.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Fuck this bitch. Can't wait for them to get proper fucked.