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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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I used to work in that state up north, on opdyke road down the street from the Silver Dome in Pontiac. We beat ttun that year so I made up some Buckeyes candy and took it into work on Monday. One of the ttun buffoons there said "These Buckeyes are really good!"

Uh, yeah, and them BUCKEYES beat that weasel rear end without cheating. Every. Single. Time.
 
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Well of course USC and Washington would ditch the B1G payday to be affiliated with these guys, especially after the goodwill they’ve built up after the last few weeks

I can see a wine and cheese arrogant cockhole division of tsun, ND, USC, Texas and UW

Then you've got an incomplete shit kicker division of Oklahoma, Clemson and FSU

How the fuck they work Oregon in that is beyond me
 
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Welp, I read the entire 13-page document.
I have no idea how a three-game suspension of the Harbrau matches up with all that's written.
Hell, it even says that this is not a sanction against Cheater McKhakis, but instead, because he's an embodiment of the university.
There are a helluva lot more ways to penalize the university than to sit this asswipe for four hours per week.
 
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Welp, I read the entire 13-page document.
I have no idea how a three-game suspension of the Harbrau matches up with all that's written.
Hell, it even says that this is not a sanction against Cheater McKhakis, but instead, because he's an embodiment of the university.
There are a helluva lot more ways to penalize the university than to sit this asswipe for four hours per week.
3 games is the “hors d’oeuvres” for the NCAA “main course.”
 
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The thread over there titled "help how do I explain this to my family and friends who think Michigan is cheating"

It's a comedy bonanza.

There are just tons of posts like "I say we never play O$U AGAIN! Like yeah no shit. Now that you've been exposed it's back to the broke dick mines for you
Only one option to convince family and friends - lie.
 
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3 games is the “hors d’oeuvres” for the NCAA “main course.”
I understand that @Thump
I'm just saying if he's the embodiment of the university on this uncontroverted scheme, then penalize the fkn university as well. Withhold their revenue for the season, sanction their dipshit general counsel, smack Ono with a gag order, et cetera. Not just a feckless three-game suspension of a figurehead.
 
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