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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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BUCKYLE said:
Because they're so desperate for a NC that they don't care if it gets vacated. They've lived thru 2 decades of shit after lifetimes of relevance. They now realize they had to cheat to beat OSU so fuck it. After this season they're fucked from penalties or Because they can't cheat anymore. Either way the goose is cooked. Might as well have a good memory to ride into the abyss with
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except these cock llamas sold their soul, got caught by god and the world mid transaction and aren't going to win shit.
 
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Best case scenario is that they lose tomorrow by double digits. Then next week, they struggle--maybe even lose--at Maryland. Then, they get their stool pushed in in The Game. At that point, everyone outside the dfbia knows that the last two years were all based on the cheating. NCAA and B1G come back 90 days later and make Schembechler Hall look like Dresden circa 1945. Aforementioned sanctions to include three years of forfeits leading to us hitting 1000 ahead of them. Ono is run out of Ann Arbor on a rail (with a belt around his neck) and ends up running some community college in rural Nevada.

This is my dream, Dudes.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Best case scenario is that they lose tomorrow by double digits. Then next week, they struggle--maybe even lose--at Maryland. Then, they get their stool pushed in in The Game. At that point, everyone outside the dfbia knows that the last two years were all based on the cheating. NCAA and B1G come back 90 days later and make Schembechler Hall look like Dresden circa 1945. Aforementioned sanctions to include three years of forfeits leading to us hitting 1000 ahead of them. Ono is run out of Ann Arbor on a rail (with a belt around his neck) and ends up running some community college in rural Nevada.

This is my dream, Dudes.
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They may lose, but it definitely won't be by double digits.
 
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BUCKYLE said:
Because they're so desperate for a NC that they don't care if it gets vacated. They've lived thru 2 decades of shit after lifetimes of relevance. They now realize they had to cheat to beat OSU so fuck it. After this season they're fucked from penalties or Because they can't cheat anymore. Either way the goose is cooked. Might as well have a good memory to ride into the abyss with
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Yep…

No idea if this would happen but tomorrow those refs should call everything against Michigan that they see.

Don’t make it up. Meaning don’t go out of your way but that doesn’t mean you don’t have to ignore those holding calls which happen every game
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Best case scenario is that they lose tomorrow by double digits. Then next week, they struggle--maybe even lose--at Maryland. Then, they get their stool pushed in in The Game. At that point, everyone outside the dfbia knows that the last two years were all based on the cheating. NCAA and B1G come back 90 days later and make Schembechler Hall look like Dresden circa 1945. Aforementioned sanctions to include three years of forfeits leading to us hitting 1000 ahead of them. Ono is run out of Ann Arbor on a rail (with a belt around his neck) and ends up running some community college in rural Nevada.

This is my dream, Dudes.
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add to it that Jimmy cracks under the disgrace of wearing the scarlet "C" for cunty cheater the rest of his life and offs himself Carradine style in a cheap hotel in Boise.

Then I'm all in.
 
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cincibuck said:
Welp, it’s not like Michigan didn’t have the opportunity to take action themselves. They chose to let the conference make the responsible decision. Now they try and tell us we didn’t see what we saw. Leaders and best my ass.
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Sooner or later, the adults in the room are going to realize that Ono's that smirking little cunt's craving for the adoration of the fanbase has made this infinitely worse.
 
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3yardsandacloud said:
Just a hypothetical question for the legally inclined. Say a TRO was handed down in let's say ... oh Michigan for example. Would that necessarily be binding on a corporate entity in ... let's say Illinois. Would that also be binding on an event to be held and sponsored by the entity in ... oh maybe Pennsylvania? Asking for a friend.
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Have wondered the same. My guess is they will go to a federal judge in that fucking state north of the Toledo strip.
 
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