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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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AJHawkfan said:
This is the biggest and by far dumbest, most ridiculous story of the CFB year. There's seemingly no limit to how large the CFP implications could be, but also no limit on the absurdity of every little detail that comes out.
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Blow up the ENTIRE football program. It's OVER. A true death penalty.

1. Make them forfeit all games from '21-'23 (including the remaining '23 schedule).
= +3 OSU, -2 scUM, Series goes from 51-60 to then 54-58

2. Since the '24 schedule has been released, they forfeit all '24 games.
= +1 OSU, Series then goes from 54-58 to then 55-58

3. Reinstate our win in 2010.
= +1 OSU, Series then goes from 55-58 to then 56-58

4. Review the 2011 game. Say DeVier Posey was held and that's why Braxton over threw him, so we get credit for the win under a protest.
= +1 OSU, -1 scUM, Series then goes from 56-58 to then 57-57.

5. Figure out one more random year where scUM did something wrong/illegal (probably not difficult, look at Fielding Yost first) and forfeit one of those games and BOOM!

58-56 All-Time Series in Ohio State's favor. Now they can quit the fucking sport!

And sure, maybe #4 and #5 are absurd, however, fuck 'em!
 
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Guys...

I just realized how utterly fucked we are

All our lives we've seen coaches try to artificially manufacture "Us against the World" crap. Sometimes it works; sometimes it doesn't. Urban did a good job of it in 2012; maybe the best ever given that the team was playing for nothing.

But this year... holy crap this year... Jim Harbaugh has actually manufactured a scenario in which literally everyone who is not part of the DFBIA is going to be cheering against them when they play PSU and for the rest of the year.

This has been his master plan all along!!!1! He has created a REAL "Us against the World" situation!!1!!

We're all doomed!!eleven!
 
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osuvictory1 said:
Oh, I thought that was a definite possibility, because that is what this was all "originally" about.
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and to @knuckifyoubuck

Sure, when the picture first came out. I'm talking about when it was first reported that some guy named Connor Stalions headed an illegal, in-person scouting scheme for those bastards. The point that I'm trying to make is that this story has taken some WILD and crazy turns. At this point, would we really be surprised if they were betting on the games as well? 18-5 against the spread (or whatever it was) can get you some nice cash.
 
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mattynokes said:
and to @knuckifyoubuck

Sure, when the picture first came out. I'm talking about when it was first reported that some guy named Connor Stalions headed an illegal, in-person scouting scheme for those bastards. The point that I'm trying to make is that this story has taken some WILD and crazy turns. At this point, would we really be surprised if they were betting on the games as well? 18-5 against the spread (or whatever it was) can get you some nice cash.
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I was agreeing w you
 
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Jake said:
They're big mad now. :lol:

F-ba2ulWoAAyAbn
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Let the death threats commence. Hope the university is providing security for Day and his family. This is nuts.
 
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DaddyBigBucks said:
I'm more convinced than ever that someone is going to get murdered before any of these unhinged lunatics develop a sense of perspective over this. In fact I'm beginning to wonder if even that would do it for some of these psychos
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And the blood would be on Ono's hands. He could have done the right thing...shown some leadership...and just tamped down the emotions from the beginning. Instead, his clear #1 goal in all this is to increase his popularity with the fanbase by whipping them into a frenzy of victimhood. Shameful.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
And the blood would be on Ono's hands. He could have done the right thing...shown some leadership...and just tampered down the emotions from the beginning. Instead, his clear #1 goal in all this is to increase his popularity with the fanbase by whipping them into a frenzy of victimhood. Shameful.
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He know's he's gone if he doesn't tow the line. Everybody there has so much tunnel vision about supposedly this being their year to win a natty, that nobody will step in their way. Everything is on the table, including cheating and throwing any detractors under the bus.

When the dust settles later, I predict many members of regents, admin and boosters will look back with deep regret on how ridiculous all of this is.
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Stallions better have some good hiding spots, once punishment hits it's not gonna be long before they flip completely on him and some DFBIA loon is liable to go hunting him.
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The fact that Corum already said he has to lawyer up to disassociate himself from Stalions, should be all that Stalions needs to know on how exactly everybody really feels about him. He is a pariah, and he is the willing patsy/cuckold (excuse my French) i this crazy debacle everybody there is a part of.
 
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osuvictory1 said:
He know's he's gone if he doesn't tow the line. Everybody there has so much tunnel vision about supposedly this being their year to win a natty, that nobody will step in their way. Everything is on the table, including cheating and throwing any detractors under the bus.

When the dust settles later, I predict many members of regents, admin and boosters will look back with deep regret on how ridiculous all of this is.
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He's gone in the end no matter what. He just doesn't know it yet and thinks his weasel-fu will be strong enough to ride it through the coming storm.
 
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osuvictory1 said:
The fact that Corum already said he has to lawyer up to disassociate himself from Stalions, should be all that Stalions needs to know on how exactly everybody really feels about him. He is a pariah, and he is the willing patsy/cuckold (excuse my French) i this crazy debacle everybody there is a part of.
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Will be very interesting to see how that shakes out. Corum is either being frauded or he is banking on there being no trail that leads back to him actually being associated with it. If its option #2, is Stallions really gonna risk jail time (fraud) to protect Corum?
 
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