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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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scarletngray said:
MORE BREAKING NEWS: In a collaborative effort, the NCAA and BIG TEN have issued a new rule of "no bogger eating" on the sideline during a game. Those caught violating this rule, i.e. eating bogger's (whether they be your own or someone else's) can be given a 5 year show cause penalty under the new "that is gross" rule.
Note: Xichigan coach Jim Harbaugh, despite clear video evidence, has vehemently denied any bogger eating on the sideline and states that he is "bitterly disappointed" at said accusations.
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I like “boggers.”
 
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DaddyBigBucks said:
When I was at Ohio State, the first and courses in electrical engineering were held in a large auditorium (which was half empty in that second Quarter). The third course was held in a normal classroom.

Of the many who left, almost half landed at the school of business, which was crap at the time. A surprising number of the rest transferred to the school of journalism.

I don’t understand it, I never did. But the fact is undeniable. Most journalists failed at something else

There are some I respect for all that, but a disturbing number do the job like they wish they were doing something else
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Hitchcock 131?
 
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pnuts34 said:
scUM Prez Ono with a desperate plea to Pettiti:

https://www.on3.com/college/michiga...ony-petitti-amid-sign-stealing-investigation/
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Ono is intentionally misstating the definition of due process. A preponderance of evidence, which is exactly what we have here, is sufficient to enforce measures to prevent further wrongdoing and to protect the innocent.

I can shoot someone in broad daylight in front of multiple witnesses. I deserve due process in the court of law. Doesn't mean I won't be in prison waiting on the trial.

Edit: ORD stated it much more eloquently than I did right above this post.
 
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recapping the past 2 and 1/2 years

The arrogant filth that we call our rivals end a slide from mediocrity into something worse by going on a three year run of success unlike any they’ve known in any of their lives. With all they’re losing after this year, their dream was to have it culminate with a national championship this year, their first undisputed NC in any of their lives.

Oh, did I say undisputed?

Just when they can begin to taste it, just when Vegas starts making them th betting favorite for the title, out of nowhere people start, not only threatening to take this run away from them, they start disputing the legitimacy of their entire run

Theyve only had a half a month for this to sink in

of course they’re in denial

of course they can’t process this

It’s like something out of a Buckeye’s wet dream

And over the next few days they will come face to face with what we already know

This Buckeye wet dream is very, very real
 
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