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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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I know it’s 4:30 in the morning, but…

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Credit to Tom Orr for highlighting this. MGoBlog does an in-depth review of each game, a part of which is ‘rock, paper, scissor’ where they review the perfect call on each play to fully exploit what the other team is doing on that play. This resulted in +24 -12 against Ohio State on defense in ‘22, and +21 -3 on defense against Penn State in ‘22, and +18 -6 on defense against MSU in ‘22.

Pretty remarkable results. At the risk of stoking heart palpitations, read some of these conclusions from this conceited asshole:

Michigan is plain better at football than Ohio State. The thing about wasting an extra guy every down to take away Marvin Harrison Jr. is you can do that if you have the players to get away with it. OSU was lucky Stroud didn't have at least four interceptions in this game.

Hey fuckface, you cheated and your own analysis bears out the decided advantage of that cheating.

Jesse Minter knows his own mind and that of his rivals. I can't tell you for absolute certain, but everything from this game says Ohio State was expecting the new kid to empty the (Ravens) playbook of every blitz under one-high to make up for a lack of natural pass rush.
Fuck. Off.

We NEED to beat these cheating shitgibbons.
 
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I do not disagree here, I am merely positing what UMs defense will be, which will be put the onus of proof on the NCAA while UM digs their heels in and does not cooperate.

We all have lived through this as Buckeye fans. The worst possible outcomes seem to arise from cooperating with the NCAA. It’s been proven time and time again, the NCAA does not have the power of subpoena. Deny. Deny. Deny.

Ohio State has lost two head coaches to FOIA requests in the past 14 years. Who at UM goes against the Kremlin party line?
Need a former player to come out and say “oh yeah, we were stealing signs and it was being coached to us during the week of prep”

But I doubt we get that. It would make that player’s film worthless.
 
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I’m of the opinion that I hope Xichigan digs in and fights to retain Harbaugh. He’s cancerous to their program and with lower probability their cheating will actually land, he’s back to being an overpaid and underachieving goof. Recruiting will be harder so they’ll be at a talent deficit. Lastly, the whole world will know what they did and that Xichigan didn’t act with integrity. Tainted program rotting from the inside…

I do not want their upcoming schedule forfeited as we do not want to be cheated out of another version of the game. This year’s edition should break the internet with buildup and viewership. Spanking them is the first step in serving justice and then the NCAA can act, not act, doesn’t really matter. They can keep their tainted W’s but we all know.
 
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