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2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

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Stalions wrote A 550-600 page document sharing his vision of a future UofM football program. In which, he was at the helm.

We definitely need more cracked out sociopaths in the workforce. There just aren’t enough of them. Thanks, scUM.

Can we fire all these psychos into the sun already? Guy sounds like a full blown nutjob.

I expect nothing less from that piss poor excuse of a program.
 
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They are gonna be a 1-3 wins a season type team the first couple of years if the whole coaching staff gets nuked. No players worth a crap would stick around, they’d basically have to form a roster with low level recruits and transfers (probably a lot of MAC-Indiana/Rutgers level guys) What happens after that would depend on if they could convince a somewhat promising coach to take on a gigantic rebuild.
If the coaches do stick around, they lose 2 to 3 every year, without their cheat code.
 
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Stuck in the hospital with seven broken ribs, ‘cause a semi truck knocked me over:

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This thread is a fun way to spend the time:penguin:
Keep the goodies coming!
Speedy recovery bro. Broke and displaced 8 ribs and cracked my shoulder in two places last October. Keep the Tramadol handy for a few months.
 
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If the coaches do stick around, they lose 2 to 3 every year, without their cheat code.

Exactly. Without the cheat code at minimum they go back to pre 2020 level. Which the best years were 2-3 losses with some 4-5 losses sprinkled in-between. They have a decent team but this operation has clearly given them that "boost" they needed to go from decent to greatish.
 
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I think the most damning corroborating evidence against Michigan, and their biggest problem, is any and every analytical metric that exists.

If any Michigan fan or NCAA investigator wants to see the competitive advantage that advance scouting via digital recording gives , they just need to compare Michigan BC and AC (before cheating and after cheating). The problem isn’t that Michigan shows to be a good or even great team, they are by every measure a statistical outlier - blowing away every other Power 5 conference team including Georgia, Ohio State, Oregon, Florida State, Texas, and the list continues. Now, maybe they’ll try to explain it as great coaching or great talent development, but then you would have to believe that Michigan is the best to ever do it. I think Michigan, without the cheating, would still be a good to very good football team, but they got greedy and addicted to their success.



 
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The idea he did it on his own is laughable but misses the point. He obviously is on tape communicating with OC and DC. Is their defense “yeah I don’t know how he knew these things, but that’s not my problem”

If somebody calls you the day before a test and knows the test questions, you are still guilty of cheating.

The team used the info he collected on a massive scale. That right there shows that everyone knew. DFBIA can use all of the mental gymnastics they want but theres no way some random low level staffer comes to the coaches with stacks of info on every opponent and they just say "oh cool we will use this thank you very much" without asking any questions.
 
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Again, just to recap. Wyld Stallyn buys countless tickets for future opponents games on his low-level analyst salary for friends. As an entry-level recruiting analyst, he has a prominent position on the sidelines right next to the HC and coordinators. Can anybody give me anything approaching a plausible excuse for a "recruiting coordinator" to be right there in the coach's box where calls are relayed/made? Anybody?
The only plausible excuse (and I obviously believe he was there to relay signs) is that guys can have job titles that aren't necessarily their full job title. ie Hartline is not actually Ohio State's offensive coordinator.
 
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The more I think about it, the more frustrated I'd get if they are allowed to play in the conference championship game. This isn't "Hey, their cheating was years ago, not this year." This is, "They were cheating up to and maybe including the Michigan State game." This year. They have the chance to keep them out of the conference championship game. Allowing them in and then trying to take the game away after they've won it is almost the worst thing you can do. (The worst thing they can do is nothing.)
 
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I saw Stalions' mgoblow account mentioned on r/cfb. Supposedly the last time he posted was 2015(?), but a thread he was in was updated by a mod yesterday (although I don't see evidence for it being updated). Anyways, he made a thread in 2012 title College Football 101. Here are some highlights:
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Thought it was interesting. Apologies if this is old news.
 
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