2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[ORD_Buckeye]

No one thinks Wyld Stallyn paid for any of this himself. Not even the dfbia's who are saying it.

55K before taxes, and he's buying mid-A deck 45 yard line seats for Ohio State-vs-ped state...on both sides of the field. That's at least 2K right there. I'd bet that if you added up all the tickets that porn name marine bought along with the airline flights and hotel rooms, it adds up to double his annual salary.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

55K before taxes, and he's buying mid-A deck 45 yard line seats for Ohio State-vs-ped state...on both sides of the field. That's at least 2K right there. I'd bet that if you added up all the tickets that porn name marine bought along with the airline flights and hotel rooms, it adds up to double his annual salary.

Nice Tshirt.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Too bad Stalions won’t flip. He’s not just an employee of the state of Michigan pursuing his love of the game, he’s a card carrying member of the DFBIA, rising up from the ranks as an (apparently) unliked MGoBlog poster and jock sniffer all the way through to mastermind behind a cheating and sign stealing scandal that will likely rock Michigan to its core and set the program back…uh…the RichRod days were probably rock bottom…so like 15 years(?)

Wyld Stalion will flip if it's in his best interest. NCAA or B1G? Probably not unless the motherless fuck decides to grow a conscience on the fly. Should the FBI, or worse Vegas, decide to get involved, I think the unclean marine will start singing like a canary.

 

[cincibuck]

That is gold man.

More like Stage 3, Bargaining, they threw Stalion under the bus.

 

[Honor&Glory]

Every time I ready ‘Wyld Stallion’ this keeps popping in my head

 

[charlohiottean]

I’m just gonna throw this one out; I wonder if having his opponent’s play-call cheat-sheet has contributed to Simple Jim’s mellowed demeanor on the sidelines? We all thought it was meds, turns out cheating‘s the cure for what ails him.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Every time I ready ‘Wyld Stallion’ this keeps popping in my head

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[ORD_Buckeye]

I’m just gonna throw this one out; I wonder if having his opponent’s play-call cheat-sheet has contributed to Simple Jim’s mellowed demeanor on the sidelines? We all thought it was meds, turns out cheating‘s the cure for what ails him.

Vegas shoving a meathook up his ass is the cure for what ails him!

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Again, just to recap. Wyld Stallyn buys countless tickets for future opponents games on his low-level analyst salary for friends. As an entry-level recruiting analyst, he has a prominent position on the sidelines right next to the HC and coordinators. Can anybody give me anything approaching a plausible excuse for a "recruiting coordinator" to be right there in the coach's box where calls are relayed/made? Anybody?

Michigan’s official athletics site lists his role as “Analytics Assistant” but was definitely a recruiting coordinator before proving he was valuable to The Harbfather.

It’s the recruiting coordinator or coordinators that are attending these games on Michigan’s dollar. I’m sure the FOIA requests are flowing into Michigan as we type.

 

[Thump]

 

[jwinslow]

That's gold, Kirby.

 

[Merih]

That's gold, Kirby.

God dammit I can’t help but like that guy most of the time

 

[Buckeyefrankmp]

Deace is in the anger stage now. He needs to get through the Bargaining and Depression stage before he can accept it.

 

[Zem]

That is, by far, the best media take I have heard on the matter. Some of these national TV talking heads sound like TTUN fan boys.

I wanted to hear Steve Deace's take on this, so I searched and let us just say it would not fit the format of his new gig to comment on it. Disappointed because I remember his meltdown after The 2018 Game.

Edit: ^^Whoa! That is some coincidence.
Edit2: I searched "Steve Deace Michigan sign stealing" and his football pod didn't pop up.

 

[scarletngray]

Transfer to Rice is too harsh

LOL