2023 tCun Shenanigans, Arguments, Cobras, Feckless Marmots, Fake Pandas, Dirty Cheaters

[Jaxbuck]

No one thinks Wyld Stallyn paid for any of this himself. Not even the dfbia's who are saying it.

I’m rolling with Wyld Stallyn from here on in.

Less to type

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Most schools probably DO analyze public source material for signs. He probably watched video and was able to put together some packaging.

It was his job.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Tickets on the 50 for the SECCG are probably pretty cheap, right?

Dude made 50G a year. Money to burn

 

[BuckBackHome]

Date of this tweet is interesting

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

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If Conner gifted out more than $17k in a year I hope he let the IRS know.

That’s a rule too.

Eh, $17k per recipient, not $17k total. I doubt he’s anywhere near that.

(I know it’s a joke….I just like being pedantic about taxes. )

 

[NFBuck]

Again, just to recap. Wyld Stallyn buys countless tickets for future opponents games on his low-level analyst salary for friends. As an entry-level recruiting analyst, he has a prominent position on the sidelines right next to the HC and coordinators. Can anybody give me anything approaching a plausible excuse for a "recruiting coordinator" to be right there in the coach's box where calls are relayed/made? Anybody?

 

[ShakerBuck]

That is, by far, the best media take I have heard on the matter. Some of these national TV talking heads sound like TTUN fan boys.

 

[Jake]

Date of this tweet is interesting

He followed up a few weeks later.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Again, just to recap. Wyld Stallyn buys countless tickets for future opponents games on his low-level analyst salary for friends. As an entry-level recruiting analyst, he has a prominent position on the sidelines right next to the HC and coordinators. Can anybody give me anything approaching a plausible excuse for a "recruiting coordinator" to be right there in the coach's box where calls are delayed/made? Anybody?

He uses a very relaxing sandalwood body wash and his delightful aroma is a calming influence that helps the coaches relax and call their best game.

 

[Jaxbuck]

“He and the others”

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Eh, $17k per recipient, not $17k total. I doubt he’s anywhere near that.

(I know it’s a joke….I just like being pedantic about taxes. )

Actually I’m glad you called me out on that because when I was studying for my CPA, I promised myself I would never do incorrect tax humor on a message board to get cheap laughs.

I can do better.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

If Conner gifted out more than $17k in a year I hope he let the IRS know.

That’s a rule too.

On a 55k/yr salary? Seems legit.

Still... seems like the sort of guy you want with a play sheet giving on field signals while staying in relevant ears.

 

[ShakerBuck]

what is the deal with the the Zdebski allegations. All i have seen on twitter is thaty he sat behind ND bench during our game with them. In game scouting/sign stealing is perfectly legal. Am i missing something

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

“He and the others”





Actually I’m glad you called me out on that because when I was studying for my CPA, I promised myself I would never do incorrect tax humor on a message board to get cheap laughs.

I can do better.

We have a bean counting thread.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

what is the deal with the the Zdebski allegations. All i have seen on twitter is thaty he sat behind ND bench during our game with them. In game scouting/sign stealing is perfectly legal. Am i missing something

It's been illegal for 30 years to personally scout an opponent.

 

[AKAK]

“He and the others”





Actually I’m glad you called me out on that because when I was studying for my CPA, I promised myself I would never do incorrect tax humor on a message board to get cheap laughs.

I can do better.

Don't let it happen again