2022 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, and Feckless Marmots

[Zurp]

"Botched snap" should definitely be called "Woah he has trouble with the snap"

I know these players typically don't go play in the NFL - they get real life jobs like real life people. I keep hoping my company hires someone I know from college football to work in my department. If they hired the punter from that game, I would harass him pretty badly. HR would likely have a file on me. I'd hide a speaker in his office and have it play Sean McDonough's call. I'd go into some of his reports and change some of the text to "Botched Snap" or a picture of the final score or something.

 

[woofermazing]

This popped up below that tweet





I'd say your QB room isn't in that great of shape for the future when the #3 guy you list is a walk on I had to look up to even know who he is. Orji and Denegal were 3* the #28 and #30 QBs in their class.

They aren't looking great for any QB in the top 10 this year. They are a McCarthy/McNamara transfer away from a potential disaster. Harbaugh is very liable to botch that situation.

They should just eliminate the forward pass to pick up another blocker.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I know these players typically don't go play in the NFL - they get real life jobs like real life people. I keep hoping my company hires someone I know from college football to work in my department. If they hired the punter from that game, I would harass him pretty badly. HR would likely have a file on me. I'd hide a speaker in his office and have it play Sean McDonough's call. I'd go into some of his reports and change some of the text to "Botched Snap" or a picture of the final score or something.

I'd find myself surprised by lots of things whenever I was round him and just say "Woah" and wait a few seconds..........and then finish it.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Whoever seeded those events needs a new job. The very first matchup is App State loss vs. RichRod era. That seems like a 1 vs. 2 matchup.
They also missed a lot.
1972 - Goal Line stand.
1973 - The Vote. (Or "Tiebreaker")
1974 - Wide Left.
1968 - Couldn't go for 3.
2002 - Will Allen's INT.
2004-2006 - Troy Smith
What year was their 4OT loss to Penn State?
There was a game in the 90s when they had Northwestern beat. Their running back got a first down, then continued to fight for more yardage. If he falls down, they win. But he didn't, and he fumbled. Northwestern got it, drove down the field, and scored a touchdown. Maybe doesn't belong on this list - no one remembers.
What about the loss to Toledo?

Never forget they've also LOST a B1G game to Rutgers......

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/boxscores/2014-10-04-rutgers.html

I guess that molds into the Hoke Era though.

The NW game was in 2000 I think. Anthony Thomas was the RB who coughed up the ball running out the clock. A Classic.

 

[Zurp]

The NW game was in 2000 I think. Anthony Thomas was the RB who coughed up the ball running out the clock. A Classic.

Yep - 2000. I could have sworn it was in the 90s. I would have guessed 1996. But that's exactly the play I remembered.
I didn't remember 105 points being scored, though. Good find, though.

 

[gmen6981]

I know these players typically don't go play in the NFL - they get real life jobs like real life people. I keep hoping my company hires someone I know from college football to work in my department. If they hired the punter from that game, I would harass him pretty badly. HR would likely have a file on me. I'd hide a speaker in his office and have it play Sean McDonough's call. I'd go into some of his reports and change some of the text to "Botched Snap" or a picture of the final score or something.

Just keep changing his desktop wallpaper to this..........

 

[Zurp]

Just keep changing his desktop wallpaper to this..........

I may just do that to everyone.

 

[jakenick06]

Lmaoooooooooo

 

[gmen6981]

Lmaoooooooooo

ORD!!! Paging @ORD_Buckeye stat!

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

God, that would be annoying. He'd never shut up with the twitter smack. And the tsun alumni and fans will never allow themselves to see through his self-serving self-promotion over accomplishment schtick. While he might very well turn out to be a clusterfuck, I think the wealth and momentum of tsun will allow him to coast there for many years, so I think it's best that he just stay in exile up North.

Isn't Bacon their Jeff Snook but with actual access to the football program? I'll wait for an official announcement.

 

[pnuts34]

Ono won't matter much to the football team, he was at UC during the Butch Jones to Tuberville years. So not exactly the best years for the football program, it was actually the down years after Kelly left and before Fickell arrived. Ono and Jones rode the successful coattails of Kelly, and were able to keep a reasonably high fan attendance, as they unified under blaming Kelly for anything negative with the program

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Well, it's all over the legit press now, so I guess it's happening. The dumbest dfbia will eat him up, but let's see how the real power brokers up there feel about his shameless self-promoting clown act. The true powers up there don't seem shy about pulling the plug on Presidents lately.

 

[jakenick06]

Well, it's all over the legit press now, so I guess it's happening. The dumbest dfbia will eat him up, but let's see how the real power brokers up there feel about his shameless self-promoting clown act. The true powers up there don't seem shy about pulling the plug on Presidents lately.

That’s what’s so funny to me…how many feathers will his self promotion ruffle? The honeymoon period will be annoying for everyone else, but self before The Brand persona will definitely wear thin with the power brokers.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

That’s what’s so funny to me…how many feathers will his self promotion ruffle? The honeymoon period will be annoying for everyone else, but self before The Brand persona will definitely wear thin with the power brokers.

The problem is that he's inheriting a McLaren (1.5B in research funding, 17B endowment, 2nd highest SAT scores among publics); all he has to do is avoid driving it off a cliff. If he can manage not to trip over his own dick, it's pretty hard to screw that up. BTW, I wonder if his position on "multiple flagships" will be the same or will it have "evolved?" TSUN Presidents have always been pretty low key, anti-Gee types, so it will be interesting to see how they deal with Gordon Gee on steroids.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Ono's already at it. At his press conference, he pretty much said that tsun was lucky to have a President who's been involved in conference realignment. Ummm (and I'll have to check my notes), but when you were involved in conference realignment didn't you make a bunch of grandiose promises and then end up coming out of that bathroom with nothing but your dick in your hand? What's next, conman, are you going to tell them how lucky they are to have a President involved in applying to the AAU?