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2022 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, and Feckless Marmots

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Shannon Sharpe nails it.....no great feat considering he's essentially saying what anyone outside of the cult of blue sees clearly. What's hilarious is when Bayless does his counterpoint and says that "Harbaugh has always been playing chess while others have been playing checkers." Lame, lazy cliche aside, the only time that Simple Jim may have touched a chessboard would have been if he thought his baseball was underneath it.

 
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Ryan Day in nine months.

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So I had to get see how much fun they're having.
https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/josh-gattis-comments

So Miami will almost lose to Army in regulation, then go to double overtime, and have a RB have 33 speed in space carries for 100 yards?
(Then he posted the BTN highlights of that game.)
Army planned for that game well over a year in addition to always prepping for Navy. They left it all in Ann Arbor that Saturday and their season went off the rails after that.

So I watched the highlights. *ichigan couldn't hold onto the ball. Did Army include all of those fumbles in their gameplan? Cripes. And if you planned for that game for over a year, do you put the ball in the air when the defense hasn't stopped your running game on a 70-yard drive? *ichigan was screwed if Army had scored that touchdown.
 
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BOBBY CARPENTER: ANARCHY IN ANN ARBOR
For a Michigan fan, the past week must have seemed like bad dream. Fresh off their most successful season in 20 years, chaos was brewing for the Wolverines.
It appears Gattis was either sick of being underpaid or sick of dealing with a head coach who was constantly looking to leave and who wouldn’t let him run a 21st-century offense. Regardless of the reason, he’s gone.
Since it’s already so late in the hiring cycle, it is unclear where Michigan will turn to solve their coordinator problems. Any assistant coach who’s worth his salt already has a job. And anyway, who would want to take a job where the departing staff is airing all kinds of dirty laundry on their way out the door? The Michigan football offices are looking more like Dunder Mifflin by the day, and Harbaugh is managing his staff about as well as Michael Scott during a fire drill.
 
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What continues to baffle me...and this has been their take for a couple of years now...is that they're somehow "stacked" at WR. The dummy that wrote that Ministry of Excuses Gattis piece says it and it's parroted in the comments. Who, exactly, amongst their WRs is a star? That Sainristil dude has become their Barn Childress. His name comes up all the time and in three years he has 36 catches for 532 yards and 5 tds. They had one (1) receiver surpass 40 catches and 500 yards last year. Where is all of this "talent?"

Considering their passing schemes and QBs, are those numbers really that mediocre? Or, are those numbers actually pretty impressive considering where they are? In other words, are they pretty tall for midgets?
 
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DFBIA has always been delusional but they are really cranking it up with all of this.

They really believe that.

A. Harbaugh "spurned the NFL" to return to Michigan, when by all accounts it was the other way around
B. scUM is going to replace Gattis and McDonald with "even better hires". Because all assistants are just dying to coach under a clearly egotistical weirdo who has proven he has 1 foot out the door.
 
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