2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

[buckeyemania11]

I love that they can really say that a overtime win over Rutgers was a "highlight of their season"

 

[Jake]

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Must not have looked that "extremely well".


Michigan's offense is adding a veteran presence at quarterback in Texas Tech transfer Alan Bowman

 

[pnuts34]

Must not have looked that "extremely well".


Michigan's offense is adding a veteran presence at quarterback in Texas Tech transfer Alan Bowman

So another addition to the Hairball list of transfers. Because you know, QB whisperer...

 

[Jake]

I love that they can really say that a overtime win over Rutgers was a "highlight of their season"

The real highlight of their season was being able to hide behind Covid to avoid an inevitable beatdown.

 

[Bucklion]

Nothing says savior of the Michigan offense like an Air Raid QB that will be completely out of place in the “offense”

 

[Jaxbuck]

Must not have looked that "extremely well".


Michigan's offense is adding a veteran presence at quarterback in Texas Tech transfer Alan Bowman

Bowman > Mahomes

you know it's fucking coming

 

[buckeyemania11]

Nothing says savior of the Michigan offense like an Air Raid QB that will be completely out of place in the “offense”

10 TD 7 INT last year. Looks like he fits right in to the mediocre mold

 

[Jaxbuck]

10 TD 7 INT last year. Looks like he fits right in to the mediocre mold

"No Alan, no!!"

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Worthless pricks

 

[mattynokes]

I haven't read through this thread in a few days. I needed those laughs. They never stop providing cheap, quality entertainment do they?

 

[colobuck79]

I’m trying to write a poem about this. What rhymes with ”chickenshit quitty cowards”?

 

[Trevi]

I’m trying to write a poem about this. What rhymes with ”chickenshit quitty cowards”?

FUCK xICHIGAN

 

[ScriptOhio]

Must not have looked that "extremely well".
Michigan's offense is adding a veteran presence at quarterback in Texas Tech transfer Alan Bowman

Bowman will have 3 years of eligibility at scUM, so something has to give. A 5 star recruit (i.e. J.J. McCarthy) is not going to sit on scUM's bench for 3 years watching Bowman play. There's (at least) two possible likely scenarios here:

1. J. J. McCarthy beats out Bowman for QB1, so Bowman is a "no issue".
2. Bowman wins the QB1 position and before the 2022 season J. J. McCarthy transfers.

Just sayin': I fully expect #1 to happen, J.J. McCarty has a much bigger upside and would be an investment in scUM's football future. Bowman would be more of the status quo, i.e. scUM mediocrity at the QB position.

 

[Redhawk]

Bowman will have 3 years of eligibility at scUM, so something has to give. A 5 star recruit (i.e. J.J. McCarthy) is not going to sit on scUM's bench for 3 years watching Bowman play. There's (at least) two possible likely scenarios here:

1. J. J. McCarthy beats out Bowman for QB1, so Bowman is a "no issue".
2. Bowman wins the QB1 position and before the 2022 season J. J. McCarthy transfers.

Just sayin': I fully expect #1 to happen, J.J. McCarty has a much bigger upside and would be an investment in scUM's football future. Bowman would be more of the status quo, i.e. scUM mediocrity at the QB position.

Or Bowman is the starter while McCarthy is groomed to be the starter as soon as possible then Bowman loses his job.

 

[LordJeffBuck]

I’m trying to write a poem about this. What rhymes with ”chickenshit quitty cowards”?

No need to rhyme it. Just keep repeating it, like a mantra: "Chickenshit quitty cowards ... chickenshit quitty cowards ... chickenshit quitty cowards...."