2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

[charlohiottean]

Who the fuck is Jerry Palm?

I think he made his bones in the Catskills from ‘58-‘64. Opening act on weekends, but strong closer Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Who the fuck is Jerry Palm?

And what is his username on the *ichigan boards?

 

[Dryden]

The 1973 Oklahoma Sooners had two RBs with over 1000 yards (Joe Washington, 1173; Waymon Clark 1014), and QB Steve Davis added 887 yards ... in an 11 game season. So yeah, not really unprecedented. But definitely a throwback to the good old days of the Wishbone offense.

Georgia has done it twice in the last five seasons.

Michel & Chubb in 2017, Swift & Holyfield in 2018.

 

[Trevi]

I’d cross the street to roast a hot dog on them, though.

Don’t do it - you don’t want to inhale any toxic fumes from that smoldering cesspool.

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Don’t do it - you don’t want to inhale any toxic fumes from that smoldering cesspool.

Not to mention the waste of a perfectly good hotdog. No reasonable person would eat it after that, surely

 

[Zurp]

Fuck Corum and Fuck Haskins. If they were on fire I wouldn't cross the street to piss on either one of them.

I would. But then I'd relight the fire.

 

[cincibuck]

Fuck Corum and Fuck Haskins. If they were on fire I wouldn't cross the street to piss on either one of them.

Thanks, I didn't know their first names. Makes sense.

 

[cincibuck]

Who the fuck is Jerry Palm?

Rosie's brother?

 

[Mike80]

Even if their style of play is (tangentially) similar, this is a totally different era in CFB. It's not even remotely the same game. In 2002, the "spread offense" was still exotic. Fullbacks and the I-Formation were still a thing. Most teams didn't have playmakers all over the field on offense and defense. For as great as that 2002 team was, does anybody think they'd run the table and win a NC in 2021? *Spoiler* They wouldn't. scUM's Kroger brand of 2002 tOSU football is going to get a rude awakening over the next several weeks.

To be fair, they aren't even the Kroger brand.

They are more like the Great Value brand of the 2002 Ohio State team....

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Sparty is going show them a proper rogering this weekend, and the limitations of Harbaugh's 1970 offense will be exposed.

 

[buckeyemania11]

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/jaybaugh-good-coach-and-should-be-recognized-such

DFBIA gushes over Jaybaugh

 

[cincibuck]

Rosie's brother?

Come on. You guys telling me you don't know about Rosie Palm and the five Finger sisters? That's some funny shit. This is what happens when we don't have a military draft.

 

[NFBuck]

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/jaybaugh-good-coach-and-should-be-recognized-such

DFBIA gushes over Jaybaugh

Yes, yes...good coaches only get hired by their (alleged) dad and uncle and bounce from position group to position group on their staff with no outside interest or promotions for a decade.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

DFBIA gushes over themselves

fify

 

[cincibuck]

Dave Shula > Don Shula?