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2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

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Which scUM QB transfers first?

  • McNamara

    Votes: 23 45.1%

  • McCarthy

    Votes: 28 54.9%
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
"Hey, do you want to sign a contract?"
"Maybe. I want to check on other jobs first"
"OK"
[later]
"So... how'd the job search go?"
"Not great. You said you would give me a contract?"
"Yeah. But.. well.. we're only going to pay you half as much. How does that sound?"
"I mean.. I guess"
"Wait.. what?"
"I'll take the pay cut"
"Umm.. well.. umm.. OK, I guess"
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Funny because it's true
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
"Hey, do you want to sign a contract?"
"Maybe. I want to check on other jobs first"
"OK"
[later]
"So... how'd the job search go?"
"Not great. You said you would give me a contract?"
"Yeah. But.. well.. we're only going to pay you half as much. How does that sound?"
"I mean.. I guess"
"Wait.. what?"
"I'll take the pay cut"
"Umm.. well.. umm.. OK, I guess"
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“What are you going to do about your coaching staff? People are pretty disgruntled right now with how things are going”
“Well, I promised a good running back’s dad a job if his son played here, so I figure I’ll pop him in the lineup somewhere.”
“Does he have any experience as a position coach or coordinator.”
“None at all, I’m thinking we’ll force out our most experienced position coach to make room.”
“Are you sure?”
“Don’t worry, my brother has a guy who has been coaching linebackers for two years who I’m going to make the defensive coordinator... I spoke with him on the phone for a few minutes before offering him the job like I usually do, it’s gonna work great.”
“I’m not feeling really confident here...”
“Have I mentioned that I’m only looking at young guys, so of course they’re good at recruiting.”
“That sounds okay.”
“Yeah, the elite schools lock up half a dozen or more top 100 players every class... I’m thinking we’ll keep targeting top 400 kids mostly, and a few diamonds in the rough who are much, much lower, but they and their families have interacted with me and decided they wanted to be around me more, so you know their character is elite.”
“Sounds... great... hey, thanks again for signing that new contract with the really low buyout.”
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
"Hey, do you want to sign a contract?"
"Maybe. I want to check on other jobs first"
"OK"
[later]
"So... how'd the job search go?"
"Not great. You said you would give me a contract?"
"Yeah. But.. well.. we're only going to pay you half as much. How does that sound?"
"I mean.. I guess"
"Wait.. what?"
"I'll take the pay cut"
"Umm.. well.. umm.. OK, I guess"
Click to expand...
"I can't believe they gave me a new contract! Sure, I don't really feel like coaching here anymore, and they're only paying me half as much as they used to, but hey, that's still more than double what I'm worth. What a bunch of suckers...."
"I can't believe we got him to sign a new contract for half his previous salary. Sure, we really don't want him coaching here anymore, but we got him for half his value! What a sucker....."
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
"Hey, do you want to sign a contract?"
"Maybe. I want to check on other jobs first"
"OK"
[later]
"So... how'd the job search go?"
"Not great. You said you would give me a contract?"
"Yeah. But.. well.. we're only going to pay you half as much. How does that sound?"
"I mean.. I guess"
"Wait.. what?"
"I'll take the pay cut"
"Umm.. well.. umm.. OK, I guess"
Click to expand...

Buckeye86 said:
“What are you going to do about your coaching staff? People are pretty disgruntled right now with how things are going”
“Well, I promised a good running back’s dad a job if his son played here, so I figure I’ll pop him in the lineup somewhere.”
“Does he have any experience as a position coach or coordinator.”
“None at all, I’m thinking we’ll force out our most experienced position coach to make room.”
“Are you sure?”
“Don’t worry, my brother has a guy who has been coaching linebackers for two years who I’m going to make the defensive coordinator... I spoke with him on the phone for a few minutes before offering him the job like I usually do, it’s gonna work great.”
“I’m not feeling really confident here...”
“Have I mentioned that I’m only looking at young guys, so of course they’re good at recruiting.”
“That sounds okay.”
“Yeah, the elite schools lock up half a dozen or more top 100 players every class... I’m thinking we’ll keep targeting top 400 kids mostly, and a few diamonds in the rough who are much, much lower, but they and their families have interacted with me and decided they wanted to be around me more, so you know their character is elite.”
“Sounds... great... hey, thanks again for signing that new contract with the really low buyout.”
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AJHawkfan said:
"I can't believe they gave me a new contract! Sure, I don't really feel like coaching here anymore, and they're only paying me half as much as they used to, but hey, that's still more than double what I'm worth. What a bunch of suckers...."
"I can't believe we got him to sign a new contract for half his previous salary. Sure, we really don't want him coaching here anymore, but we got him for half his value! What a sucker....."
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Funny and all but the only conversations going on up there are:

JH: "Have you seen my baseball?"
WM (muttering to self): "I don't get paid enough for this shit. No Jim. I haven't seen your goddamn baseball. Why don't you go try the president's office? It might be there."
 
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