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2021 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, Surrender Cobras, Feckless Marmots, and Quitty Cowards

Which scUM QB transfers first?

  • McNamara

    Votes: 23 45.1%
  • McCarthy

    Votes: 28 54.9%

  • Total voters
    51
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Another whiff on a grand transfer they were very hopeful for

https://www.mgoblog.com/mgoboard/transfer-ng-john-ridgeway-chooses-arkansas
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DFBIA has been severely lacking so far this year on offseason hilarious takes/hype. Disappointed!
Part of the problem is that they don't have a legit September Heisman candidate this year....

They lost their >>>>> than Justin Fields QB

They lost their younger brother of Christian McCaffrey Speed-in-Space QB

They lost their best RB prospect since Kareen Walker ... or was it Derrick Green?

They lost their 10.55 in the 100m Desean Jackson clone WR

They lost their #3 SPARQ score lethal death machine WR

They've still got the next J.K Dobbins who rushed for 77 yards last season, but he's kind of a weak candidate even by DFBIA standards.

They've also got thrilling-three-overtime-recruits-are-buzzing victory over Rutgers QB, but he'll probably be benched in favor of transfer du jour.

Freshman phenom RB isn't explosive and freshman phenom QB isn't accurate. You'll have to wait until next year for those guys to make a serious run.

Maybe Daxton Hill can run a few jet sweeps and enter the race as Gordie Lockbaum Lite 2.0
 
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Part of the problem is that they don't have a legit September Heisman candidate this year....

They lost their >>>>> than Justin Fields QB

They lost their younger brother of Christian McCaffrey Speed-in-Space QB

They lost their best RB prospect since Kareen Walker ... or was it Derrick Green?

They lost their 10.55 in the 100m Desean Jackson clone WR

They lost their #3 SPARQ score lethal death machine WR

They've still got the next J.K Dobbins who rushed for 77 yards last season, but he's kind of a weak candidate even by DFBIA standards.

They've also got thrilling-three-overtime-recruits-are-buzzing victory over Rutgers QB, but he'll probably be benched in favor of transfer du jour.

Freshman phenom RB isn't explosive and freshman phenom QB isn't accurate. You'll have to wait until next year for those guys to make a serious run.

Maybe Daxton Hill can run a few jet sweeps and enter the race as Gordie Lockbaum Lite 2.0

In other words, they keep going through the roster, seeing who they can get excited about, but before they can find someone who meets that criterion AND hasn’t transferred, their meds kick in and they fall asleep
 
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"Hey, do you want to sign a contract?"
"Maybe. I want to check on other jobs first"
"OK"
[later]
"So... how'd the job search go?"
"Not great. You said you would give me a contract?"
"Yeah. But.. well.. we're only going to pay you half as much. How does that sound?"
"I mean.. I guess"
"Wait.. what?"
"I'll take the pay cut"
"Umm.. well.. umm.. OK, I guess"
 
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