2020 ttun Shenanigans, Arguments, and Surrender Cobras (Confirmed COWARDS!)

[NFBuck]

From the Deace podcast:

"I can imagine going 0-for-41 asking Scarlett Johansson out."

That really is an unbelievable statistic...the skill position played, not Johansson.

 

[Jaxbuck]

From the Deace podcast:

"I can imagine going 0-for-41 asking Scarlett Johansson out."

By that 39th time you have to just face reality, admit to yourself that she's a lesbian and move on.

 

[BB73]

In the last 15 years, compared to the TTUN total of 3 skill players drafted in the top 100:

tOSU

2006 - #25 Santonio Holmes
2007 - #09 Ted Ginn, Jr.
2007 - #32 Anthony Gonzalez
2009 - #31 Beanie Wells
2009 - #36 Brian Robiskie
2012 - #68 DeVier Posey
2014 - #57 Carlos Hyde
2015 - #37 Devin Smith
2015 - #92 Jeff Heuerman
2016 - #04 Ezekiel Elliott
2016 - #47 Michael Thomas
2016 - #85 Braxton Miller
2016 - #94 Nick Vannett
2017 - #40 Curtis Samuel
2019 - #15 Dwayne Haskins
2019 - #59 Parris Campbell
2019 - #76 Terry McLaurin
2020 - #55 J.K. Dobbins

I think 18 is more than 3. I included TE, surprisingly Jake Butt went #145.

 

[Dryden]

Nobody is dialing your number, wanker.

 

[Mike80]

By that 39th time you have to just face reality, admit to yourself that she's a lesbian and move on.

At which point you change tactics and ask if you can watch instead...

 

[zincfinger]

"In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."

 

[colobuck79]

He reads this forum for much of his material. Which of you is he?

 

[NFBuck]

3star Arbor gains another...

https://247sports.com/PlayerSport/Markus-Allen-at-Northmont-254630/RecruitRankHistory/


An Ohio kid, though, so...

 

[Abenaki]

Also posted in Brady's thread:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

.... The hell?

 

[JCOSU86]

.... The hell?

"Let's go Buc(aneer)s"

 

[BB73]

Nobody is dialing your number, wanker.

I assume that means somebody else is booking his tee time.

 

[zincfinger]

I assume that means somebody else is booking his tee time.

“In the middle of this bunker lies opportunity.”

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

From the Deace podcast:

"I can imagine going 0-for-41 asking Scarlett Johansson out."

The good news for fans of that team is that the 0-for-41 streak will be coming to an end. They averaged almost 3 under-performing 4 and 5 stars a season for the last 15 years; now they're down to what... a quarterback? Won't be long before the flow that is now a trickle will shut off entirely. Probably not for the reason they would like, but at least they won't have any more under-performing 4 and 5 stars.

 

[charlohiottean]

Also posted in Brady's thread:

You can see the pain on his face as he’s trying to shove the dreaded “B” word past those giant capped teeth.