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What happened to my ¤cash?
It would be funny were it not so pathetic.
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It would be funny were it not so pathetic.
From that list:
- 2016- Rashan Gary, DT (1.0000) Came nowhere near ranking. Had decent SO season, but disappeared as a JR and entered the draft. Mid-1st Rd pick, did very little as a rookie.
- 2014- Jabrill Peppers, ATH (0.9992) One of the most wildly overhyped players in recent CFB history. Maybe most overhyped since Paul Hornung. One career college interception, which was a gift tipped to him. Disappeared against top competition. Biggest impact was in return game where he was good, not great. Late 1st Rd pick, spent 2 years as a below average S for the Clowns and now 1 season of average play for NYG.
- 2007- Ryan Mallett, QB (0.9978) Played poorly as a FR and transferred to Arkansas after DickRod was hired. Became a pretty good QB at Arkansas, but fell to 3rd round because of work ethic questions. Made 8 NFL starts and was out of the league after 6 years.
- 2003- LaMarr Woodley, LB (0.9972) Lived up to ranking, playing at TSUN from 2003-05. B1G DPOY and 1st team AA in 2006. 2nd Rd pick of Stillers, had a few good years for them, making 1 Pro Bowl, then bounced around a bit before retiring after 2015 with 58 career sacks over 9 seasons.
- 2003- Prescott Burgess, S (0.9970) Had a decent 2 seasons as a starting LB at TSUN, but did not approach hype. Best remembered for getting trucked by Antonio Pittman in the endzone on game-winning score of 2005 edition of The Game. 6th Rd pick, spent 4 years as reserve LB in Baltimore making no real impact.
- 2001- Kelly Baraka, RB (0.9944) Flamed out before ever playing a game (Drugs).
- 2006- Brandon Graham, LB (0.9930) 3 excellent years at TSUN as starting DE from 2007-09, living up to his ranking. Mid-1st Rd pick of Iggles, has had a very solid pro career.
- 2019- Daxton Hill, S (0.9927) TBD, had 36 tackles and 1 Int in 12 games as a FR.
- 2017- Donovan Peoples-Jones, WR (0.9925) #1 receiver in his class wildly underachieved at TTUN, totaling 103 catches for 1327 yards and 14 TD in 3 seasons. 6th Rd pick of Clowns, who will try to tap the potential scUM failed miserably to develop.
- 2004- Chad Henne, QB (0.9924) 4 Year starter had excellent FR season tossing jump balls to Braylon Edwards. Numbers dropped each season. Bleh pro career making 53 starts for Dolphins and Jags, going 18-35.
- 2001- Ernest Shazor, S (0.9922) 2 year starter for TSUN was somehow a consensus All-American in 2004 as a JR, entered the draft and went undrafted. Recorded 1 tackle for Arizona Cardinals in 2005. That was it. That was his pro career.
- 2005- Kevin Grady, RB (0.9914) Most notable for logging a blind-drunk DUI at TSUN. Totalled 783 yards (3.9 ypc) and 10 TD in 4 seasons at scUM.
- 2017- Aubrey Solomon, DT (0.9879) Totalled 19 tackles in 10 games over 2 seasons at TSUN before transferring to Tennessee where he was a rotational DT in 2019 totalling 28 tackles, 4 tfl and 2 sacks. Back for SR year in 2020.
- 2013- Derrick Green, RB (0.9874) Fat guy RB totaled 898 yards and 3 TD in 3 seasons at TSUN. Transferred to TCU for SR year and logged 141 yards and 2 TD there.
- 2019- Chris Hinton, DT (0.9867) TBD. Managed 10 tackles in 4 games as a FR in 2019.
- 2001- Marlin Jackson, CB (0.9857) 3 year starter ('02-'04) had a pretty good career, capped by Consensus All-America selection as a SR in 2004. Late 1st Rd pick of Colts in 2005, Spent 5 "meh" seasons in the NFL, only 1 as a full-time starter.
- 2005- Marques Slocum, OG (0.9853) Fuck Lion has zero on-field impact.
- 2007- Donovan Warren, (0.9845) So-so 3 year starter from 2007-09. Entered draft after JR year and went undrafted. Never made an NFL roster.
- 2002- Gabe Watson (0.9839) Okay interior DL at TSUN, was a 4th Rd pick of Cardinals in 2006. Spent 5 years in the NFL, mostly as a reserve DT making little impact.
Yeah.2 out of 17 (woodley and Graham) with 2 TBD
Yeah.
See my edit, I'll give them credit for Henne since he was a 4 year starter and put up "decent" numbers for the time. And I do recall Marlin Jackson being pretty decent. Other than that, wooof.
The last one to meet the hype was Brandon Graham, from 2006. 14 years ago. Ain't gonna lie, I find it mildly arousing.ok fine
4 out of 17 with 2 TBD
still a hearty laugh from me
Ernest Shazor was Josh Metellus version 1.0. I have no idea how that guy was a consensus All American.2001- Ernest Shazor, S (0.9922) 2 year starter for TSUN was somehow a consensus All-American in 2004 as a JR, entered the draft and went undrafted. Recorded 1 tackle for Arizona Cardinals in 2005. That was it. That was his pro career.
ok fine
4 out of 17 with 2 TBD
still a hearty laugh from me
Mississippi Jesus not getting a fair shot and they are outraged
b618 must be Shea butter or someone very close to him. He's seriously going to town on Shea's accomplishments in the context of the tsun record book and it's simply hilarious.