Basically, it's down to this-- Harbaugh seems to be the one guy that can stop the bleeding. But, despite what the sunshine-pumping insiders continue to sell to their fans, it is an extreme longshot at best. It's not like he has been portraying himself as a proud scum grad. At least Miles does that. He's given no indication of any desire to return there despite what anybody says. If anything, he's been critical of that program, and might still be bitter about being passed over as QB coach by Lllloyd years back. I'd never say never, but I just do not see it happening. He's a competitive, ego-driven guy. His brother has a SB ring, him leaving without one would have to be looked at as a failure. I don't see that sitting well with him. It looks like he's probably done in SF, but some other team will open the vaults to pay him and probably give him GM duties on top of it. He's staying in the NFL.
Les Miles could be a viable plan-b, name-wise, but the fact is, he's 61 years old, and nobody knows how he'll be able to recruit outside of the SEC free-for-all, and without being located inside one of the top recruiting hotbeds in the country. He'd definitely be an improvement from Hoke, but I don't think he replicates the success he's had at LSU at tsun. The in-game coaching gaffes could be comedy gold, but word is there are still a lot of people in power up there that don't want Miles in ann arbor.
Anybody else will be an enormous let down. Addazio and Schiano are probably both a step up from Hoke, but not significant ones, and I don't think either are the kind of dynamic hire they need to fully drag them from the depths they've sunk to.
Fuck them, I hope it hurts.