But...but....but, we're Theee Ohio State. All we have to do is win out, and we're in. I seem to have kept hearing that over and over and hokeing over.
I'll say this one last time. We're getting fed a [Mark May] sandwich not because the quality of our loss but because of the quality of our wins (i.e. our conference). It sucks fucking balls, but don't blame the god damned system. Blame Delany for being Mike Slive's fucking gimp and not having the balls to fight for a conference champions rule. Blame the fucking Big Ten ADs for worrying more about taking care of the bowls who'll be taking them on private cruises to St. Bart's this Winter than their own god damned schools.
Congrats on the BTN, Delany. That'll be your legacy, but I have one simple question. Did Mike Slive force you to make him a sandwich on the way out after treating you like a plastic fuck doll or did you at least get the common decency of having some cabfare on teh counter?
This whole thing stinks to high heaven.