2013 SEC Discussion and Division Races

[BigWoof31]

http://www.footballstudyhall.com/2013/6/17/4427138/alabama-nick-saban-defense-weaknesses


Football study hall finds that it's damn tough (but not impossible) to score on Alabama's defense.

Bottom line - you're offensive coordinator better call one helluva game and you're QB has to be incredibly accurate or tremendous dual threat weapon like Manziel.

 

[BigWoof31]

Jacksonville is updating their stadium!

http://www.jaguars.com/news/article...nk-Field/46db4f44-646d-4e96-aa2c-b68cd42f3f23

New Concourses, new screens, new restaurants and less seats.
Stadium projects to lose about 2,000 end zone seats with this project.

Pertinent with the WLOCP being played here every year and the Gator Bowl, potential destination for OSU in bowl season.

 

[BigWoof31]

http://georgia.247sports.com/Articl...925?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter


Dawgs weigh in after spring conditioning and practice.

Some a little surprising. Our O-Line looks to have dropped damn near 100 lbs.
Plenty of time to add the "Good Weight" over the summer, but the drop in some of these players was alarming.

 

[BigWoof31]

2013 SEC Media Guide cover has been released.

SB Nation has predicted that if the league wins another National Championship this year - the 2014 cover will look like this:

 

[Muck]

I'm impressed, ya'll have finally mastered the ability to render 80's level CGI.

That's quite a step forward.

 

[BigWoof31]

I'm impressed, ya'll have finally mastered the ability to render 80's level CGI.

That's quite a step forward.

The "Eat Shit Stoops" graphic was my favorite part.

 

[BigWoof31]

SEC Media Days kicks off today! An annual circus of slobber is a right of passage and usually means that football is just around the corner.
EDSBS has a good summary of questions that each SEC coach should be asked, but wont.

My favorite is the one for Spurrier:

Coach Spurrier,

What'd you shoot today?


How would you rate Jadeveon Clowney's performance in Pacific Rim?


You often engage in a war of words with Dabo Swinney. How many of them do you think he understands?


What percentage of your Redskins salary has been spent at Big Lots on novelty pillows?

Coach Muschamp,

When is Conference USA's media day?

Is the documentary Spring Breakers a fair depiction of Florida recruiting? Was James Franco's portrayal of Urban Meyer spot-on and is that something you want to comment on?
Talk a little bit about "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and what he means to you, and indeed to all of us.

Coach Miles,

What sound does purple make? Don't act like you don't have an opinion on this.


Mettenberger looked really comfortable in 2012. Besides hiring a new offensive coordinator, what else will you do to make sure that doesn't happen again in 2013, Coach?
Coach, talk about toxic waste and petroleum runoff in Louisiana and how its mutagenic powers benefit LSU football.


Coach Miles, you wanna breakdance battle? Here? Now?


Have you ever considered the affordable Kia Cadenza for your transportation needs? [drives Kia into Wynfrey ballroom, releases balloons, cashes endorsement check, and runs out the door]

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/7/15/4524828/sec-media-days-2013

 

[BigWoof31]

For those who are interested - the league has announced its first three weeks of games and their respective broadcast partners.

Pretty excited about the Dawgs. Open under the lights at Clemson and then the weird "mid-afternoon prime time" game against Sakerlina at 4:30 tween the hedges.

http://www.secdigitalnetwork.com/NE...nces-2013-early-season-football-schedule.aspx

 

[BigWoof31]

http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/uga-spor...on-clowney-says-uga-qb-aaron-murray-scared-h/


SEC Media days is in full swing. Clowney calls out QB's who are scared of him and Aaron Murray's name is front and center on that list.

 

[Buckeye86]

http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/uga-spor...on-clowney-says-uga-qb-aaron-murray-scared-h/


SEC Media days is in full swing. Clowney calls out QB's who are scared of him and Aaron Murray's name is front and center on that list.

First of all, the SEC really is the WWE of college football. Secondly, was the list limited to just QBs?

 

[Muck]

The "Eat Shit Stoops" graphic was my favorite part.

I was actually referring to the real 2013 cover. Max Headroom would get a chuckle out of it.

 

[bigdog3300]

http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/uga-spor...on-clowney-says-uga-qb-aaron-murray-scared-h/


SEC Media days is in full swing. Clowney calls out QB's who are scared of him and Aaron Murray's name is front and center on that list.

Seemed the QB front and center was Tajh Boyd, whom he had much more to say on than Murray.

 

[Dryden]

I was actually referring to the real 2013 cover. Max Headroom would get a chuckle out of it.

You should see the coaches profiles within the guide!

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

SEC Media Days kicks off today! An annual circus of slobber is a right of passage and usually means that football is just around the corner.
EDSBS has a good summary of questions that each SEC coach should be asked, but wont.

My favorite is the one for Spurrier:









http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2013/7/15/4524828/sec-media-days-2013

One up you.

Coach Bielema,

You got a lighter?

Is this done? [pulls lid off Big Green Egg, reveals slow-roasted brisket, sets off fire alarm]

How are you even standing after last night?

Talk a little bit about how your experience in the Big Ten will help in losing games against SEC competition.

I'd like you to expand on scoring 80 on Indiana, mostly because everyone here can agree on laughing at Indiana football, and we need a moment of unity today.

No question here, Coach. Just wanted to say your wife's dogs are adorable.

Does it terrify people that you came from a state with more public drunkenness than ARKANSAS?

You don't have a lineman over 400 pounds. Tell us how you're going to compensate for that.

What was it like having your childhood captured on film? [holds up copy of Beethoven's 2nd]

Coach, can you tweet some mean [Mark May] at Tim Brewster while talking about your quarterback depth?

Is it weird living in a state with Missouri in the attic? Do they make weird noises late at night and stuff

 

[osugrad21]

Hilarious

EDSBS

Steve Spurrier gimped into the room for the day's finale.

Took the podium. Threw a curveball by eschewing the usual "WELLP!" greeting. Said "Thank you." Grabbed the mic.
Pulled out notes. Said vote to give players pocket money was unanimous at SEC meetings. Also said SEC coaches wondered why the hell Notre Dame was in BCS meetings. Suggested Notre Dame join the ACC "like everyone else." Threw live cat into crowd. Told reporters to deal with it.
Continued airing of grievances. Mentioned SEC scheduling. Also mentioned that Alabama and Georgia didn't play the top three other schools from their divisions. Mentioned how this might not be the fairest thing. Took out a can of spray paint. Wrote "TOUCHDOWN, SPURRIER" on curtains. Lit curtains on fire. Concluded complaints.
Moved on to football. Said he had two good quarterbacks, therefore laying groundwork for benching both of them for the other. Probably multiple times. Got question about Georgia. Mentioned how badly they played last year. Pulled out six-pack from podium. Opened beer and began drinking casually. Lit a few sparklers.
Noted he was gonna be the winningest coach in South Carolina history. Immediately noted that wasn't that hard because it was "only 65 wins." Acknowledged mutual wearing of visors between him and Hugh Freeze. Insinuated his classmates were old people seconds from death by pointing out how half the people at his high school reunion went to bed at 9:30.
Took off shirt. Hit a bucket of range balls into adoring crowd. Injured a few people. Said "You're welcome." Walked in a king. Left a king.