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Gatorubet;1955007; said:The wheel was invented in the 4th millennium BC. It allowed the use of onager or human drawn carts.
Since that time, man has used the wheel and the wheeled vehicles to move himself and his family to warmer climates where you do not die of the cold if one is locked outdoors. Other benefits of moving south include the ability to be outdoors and active year round, for the woman of your culture to appear damn near naked more of the time, and for the men to be able to fish without having to drill holes in the thick ice.
The negative of moving south is occasional bouts with tropical weather, and having your former friends and family up north want to visit you all the time while braying about how things are better "back home", even though they never seem to want to stay there during vacation time.
If the weather's too nice, the women will want to go fishing too. That's where ice fishing makes it's mark.
The other negatives of moving south like to eat pople, bite people and rip the roof off their house while dumping feet of rain inside. It's also harder to get back home when you're drunk if you can't smell Michigan on the breeze, it's like the North Star. Plus, most of the people up here can't drive worth a shit in their prime, and we send them to you guys when they can't see anymore.
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