2011 SEC Football Discussion

[BB73]

Haha. It will get worse when smoov responds that according to the record books, no such loss ever happened.

He won't exactly be able to say that. Arkansas still has a loss, tOSU just doesn't have a win.

Makes perfect sense, right?

 

[Gatorubet]

I need to photoshop this to say "FIVE Hundred Years till Kentucky Wins One!"

 

[muffler dragon]

Haha. It will get worse when smoov responds that according to the record books, no such loss ever happened.

No shit.

sorry, was trying to avoid it, but pissing off a piggie was just too irresistible.

I'm sure there were many other ways.

I'd throw a volleyball at 'em.

The one with the big stamp on it?

He won't exactly be able to say that. Arkansas still has a loss, tOSU just doesn't have a win.

Makes perfect sense, right?

Ahhh... BB salve... like vinegar on a fresh cut. Always enlightening.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

I need to photoshop this to say "FIVE Hundred Years till Kentucky Wins One!"

Oh, please do! Those fans think their team had something to do with those five NC wins.

 

[jwinslow]

*snip*

Cover for SEC Media Guide.

from here:

LSU JOINS 372 OTHER SCHOOLS IN BEING UNDER NCAA INVESTIGATION

By the time the NCAA is finished investigating the years 2008--2011, the record books will make it look like we all convened in empty stadiums, sipped our bathtub gin and waved our pennants at empty fields like fescue enthusiasts going mad for well-tended grass. (Entirely possible at Mississippi State and Arkansas, because that shit is immaculate.)

Our personal goal would be for the NCAA to get every SEC school under probation at once, which like assembling an ancient series of cursed artifacts would cause the skies to rumble, the earth to split open, and then see the resurrection of Bear Bryant as the coach of the University of Southlandia's future champions of everything forever.

They would go undefeated for 74 years straight, but lose half of these championships to NCAA-enforced redaction before dropping the first road game they play out of conference in seven decades to USC in the Coliseum in 2086.* *"AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T LEAVE HOME EVER."--Jeremy Foley's head in a jar, October 17th, 2086.

 

[Gatorubet]

from here:

LSU JOINS 372 OTHER SCHOOLS IN BEING UNDER NCAA INVESTIGATION

There ain't nothing funnier on a regular basis than EDSBS.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

There ain't nothing funnier on a regular basis than EDSBS.

You've never seen BuckNasty in top form.

 

[BrutusBobcat]

They left off the asterisk.

 

[Nutriaitch]

They left off the asterisk.

they waiting to see how many asterisks are needed

 

[BigWoof31]

They left off the asterisk.

This should hold you over until changes are made.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

This is ludicrous on all levels.

1. LSU is not a national title contender every year. Backing into the NC game in 2007-8 after you had your coon-asses handed to you in God-forsaken Baton Rouge by the idiot Houston Dale Nutt, of all people, isn't something you morons should be all that proud of. You also lost to Kentucky - in football - that year by blowing a two-touchdown lead, which in and of itself should have disqualified you from a BCS bowl, much less the NC game.

My wife's idiot dog could have as much success coaching at LSU as that cud-chewing Michigan idiot, Les Miles, who lucked his happy ass into a NC with a two-loss team that Nick Saban built. The very same Nick Saban who got his happy ass out of your shithole school, your cesspool town and your septic tank state like his ass was on fire and his head was catching.

What is actually true is that LSU consistently under-performs considering the talent on the roster and the talent that Louisiana produces. You rat-eating morons were irrelevant for 45 years before Nick Saban arrived and unless you can convince him to come back, that's where you're headed again for as long as you have Les Miles bovine brilliance lumbering along the sideline trying to figure out how much time is on the clock and what the rules of the game are.

LSU is a national title pretender, not national title contender.

2. A Coon-ass calling a Razorback 'inbred' without irony? Coming from a guy who names himself after a flesh-eating parasite that comes from rat shit and is caught by swimming in a swamp, that's pretty fucking funny.

3. The SOS argument you're making is simply stupid. The reason we both have such a brutal schedule, year-in/year-out is because we play in the SEC. Take Arkansas out of LSU's schedule and replace it with anyone but Vandy and it's not going to get any easier. Take LSU out of Arkansas' schedule and replace it with anyone but Vandy and it's not going to get any easier.

Top-to-bottom, the SEC is brutal - taking any one team out of the equation and replacing it with another isn't going to have a significant difference in SOS. But hey, y'all keep right on beating up on LaLa, LaMo, McNeese and Tulane and feeling good about yourselves.

4. Since joining the SEC, LSU is 1/2 a game over .500 vs. Arkansas. Since 2003, the dates in question regarding this ridiculous SOS 'debate', LSU is 1 game over .500 vs. Arkansas. If y'all are that much better than us, you'd think that would be a much better record. If playing Arkansas is dragging your SOS down so much, and Arkansas is such an unworthy opponent of teh mighty tiggers, you buttfuckers play anyone better than us and you'll have to put that one down as a guaranteed loss every year.

5. You need to get over yourself coon-ass.

I love this place.

This should hold you over until changes are made.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Undefeated in regulation.

 

[Bleed S & G]

This should hold you over until changes are made.

Right on cue as a fan of one of the SEC teams who haven't won shit.

 

[SmoovP]

our trophy case says other wise.
I realize you wouldn't know anything about full trophy cases.

Trophies in the Arkansas Razorback trophy case:

Football National Champion in 1964
13 Conference Championships in 1936, 1946, 1954, 1959, 1960, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1968, 1975, 1979, 1988, 1989

By comparison, LSU has 3 NCs and 13 conference championships. That's not that big a gap for a math genius such as yourself, but I'm feeling generous and will go ahead and tell you so you don't have to take off your shoes - it's a difference of 2.


NCAA Basketball Tournament Winner in 1994
24 Conference Championships in 1926, 1927, 1928, 1929, 1930, 1935, 1936, 1938, 1941, 1942, 1944, 1949, 1950, 1958, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1994
29 NCAA Tournament appearances in 1941, 1945, 1949, 1958, 1977, 1978, 1979, 1980, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2006, 2007, 2008 including 1 Runner Up, 6 Final Fours, 10 Elite Eights, 10 Sweet Sixteens

By comparison, LSU claims one pre-tournament championship in 1935 and has 11 conference championships, with 20 NCAA Tournament appearances. Even a math genius like you can eventually figure out we have a few more trophies in our case than you.


National Champion Men's Indoor Track: 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006
National Champion Men's Outdoor Track: 1985, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2003
National Champion Men's Cross-Country: 1984, 1986, 1987, 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1995, 1998, 1999, 200
That, for your information, is a grand total of 40 National Championships. I won't bother with the Conference Championships

By comparison, LSU has 7.

CWS Baseball Appearances in 1979, 1985, 1987, 1989, 2004, 2009
NCAA Tournament Appearances in 1973, 1979, 1980, 1983, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1995, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011
Conference Champions in 1950, 1985, 1999, 2004

By way of comparison, LSU is a dominant baseball program with 6 National Championships, 15 CWS appearances, 24 NCAA Tournament appearances and 18 conference championships. I salute your superiority in this area.

So, let's look at the all time NCAA National Championships list:
#9 LSU - 45
#11 Arkansas - 42

So you see, coonass, that statement about the paucity of the Razorback trophy case is demonstrably incorrect like practically everything else that comes our of your facial orifice.

that idiot has a better winning percentage at LSU than Saban did.
so apparently your wife's idiot dog is better than him too.

Have you ever actually watched a Les Miles coached game? For God's sake, even the games he wins have moments of epic stupidity. That idiot is the beneficiary of what Nick Saban built and all he had to do was to show up and yell "MooooOOOOOooooo" to win 9 games a year.

Les Miles gets by because you guys have an astounding amount of talent. Being located in one of the most talent rich states in the country will do that for a fella.

Why you suppose he wouldn't go home to Michigan, smart guy? I reckon it's because he figures A) rebuilding is hard out there for a pimp. B) y'all aren't smart enough to know any better and C) recruiting.

In all seriousness, Les Miles gets on thing right - one thing that he might be better at than any other single coach in the country: He believes in his players absolutely, and more often than not, they reward him for that faith by rescuing him from his own idiocy.

we managed to win a few SEC titles while being "irrelevant".
something the piggies still ain't figured out.

The Razorbacks have 13 conference championships, just like the tiggers.

Since Arkansas joined the SEC 20 years ago, LSU has won 3. Saban won two of them with records of 5-3 and 7-1. Les Miles won one with a record of 6-2 - ironically losing to Arkansas and our own idiot head coach Houston Nutt in his last game as head coach - while ranked #1 in the country with an MNC invite on the line. How y'all lost that game and still managed to back into a BCS NC game is a bafflement.

Let us also note, that a Les Miles coached LSU hasn't won an SEC championship or even a SEC-W race since the players recruited by, and coached by, Nick Saban have fled Baton Rouge.

also, no offense to our hosts here, but every SEC school to face the buckeyes in a bowl game manged to win...except for Arkansas.

Indeed, rat. Indeed. Ohio State was a play or two better than Arkansas that day.

no, it's called math.

we were simply more successful over that run than the piggies were if you look at actual wins and losses in the regular and post season.

OK, it's time to put up or shut up.

Do the math. Take the Razorbacks out of the LSU schedule and replace them with a similar team. Figure the percentages. Then do the same with the Razorback schedule, taking LSU out and replacing them with a similar team. Figure the percentages. Compare the two and see if you get any significant deviation from the results quoted in the original article.

The LSU program, all things considered, isn't what you think it is.

 

[osugrad21]

SEC smack is great.

I feel dirty though...Mike Vick did time for this kinda stuff.