2009 TSUN News (football only discussion)

[NFBuck]

Looks like the number of those is dropping...

Scout.com: Tough Economy or was it the 3-9 season?

I wouldn't pay hundreds of dollars to sit in a cramped stadium and watch a shit team in ugly uniforms with idiots jingling their keys in my ear either.

 

[Dryden]

I wouldn't pay hundreds of dollars to sit in a cramped stadium and watch a shit team in ugly uniforms with idiots jingling their keys in my ear either.

I'm wondering how long before OSU fans buy all the rest of U-M's season ticket packages?

 

[OregonBuckeye]

I wouldn't pay hundreds of dollars to sit in a cramped stadium and watch a shit team in ugly uniforms with idiots jingling their keys in my ear either.

You kidding me? I'd pay top dollar for the comedic value they provide.

 

[Flocka]

You kidding me? I'd pay top dollar for the comedic value they provide.

Last year they were definitely my favorite team to watch after the Buckeyes.

 

[blueinfla]

Quick additional stat that you might find interesting. All per Scout:

Will Hagerup, the punter that was offered, weighs 205 lbs.

If you look at all people that TSUN has offered who have not committed elsewhere, the average weight is 203.5 lbs.

Yes, that's right. The punter outweighs the average TSUN offeree.

You actually took the time to average out ALL of those offerees? Yeah, the 203.5 is pathetic......

 

[schwab]

I'm wondering how long before OSU fans buy all the rest of U-M's season ticket packages?

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[NFBuck]

Isn't the big house bbq this weekend? Over/under on smurf commits?

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Isn't the big house bbq this weekend? Over/under on smurf commits?

56 commits giving RidRod a 50% success rate with offers.

That actually only equals 4 normal size commits, if you do the math right.

 

[mooktarr]

56 commits giving RidRod a 50% success rate with offers.

That actually only equals 4 normal size commits, if you do the math right.

The offers are only for the chance of winning a spot on the team after numerous arduos challenges and tests, not for a real position.
And to keep you at Scum just long enough so you can't go to another school without sitting out a year.

 

[tundra1]

You actually took the time to average out ALL of those offerees? Yeah, the 203.5 is pathetic......

Most people who are not Michigan kinesiology majors know of a tool called a computer.

On a computer, you can run programs. These programs are called software.

One piece of software is called Microsoft Excel. It helps you add, subtract, multiply, divide, and even average columns of numbers. (You can do a lot of other things with it too.)

The Scout list can be copied into Excel.

In the time I took to compute that average, Mike Hart probably couldn't have run 40 yards.

And yes, the 203.5 is pathetic.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Isn't the big house bbq this weekend? Over/under on smurf commits?

I like the term "recruit-b-q". It hasn't taken off like I expected.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I like the term "recruit-b-q". It hasn't taken off like I expected.

Inside pics from a scUM recruitbq

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Inside pics from a scUM recruitbq

Neither perform well at the combine, but the kid on the white is a gritty receiver and the kid on the left is cerebral. You can't measure heart.

 

[jwinslow]

the kid on the left is cerebral

An ideal defensive recruit.

 

[Dryden]

Note Rich Rod in the background, wearing his Sabbath t-shirt and talking to a recruit.

"If you don't come to Michigan you'll be the one riding a bloody crazy train. I've been the Prince of Darkness since 1979!"