Congratulations on the Buckeye offer.

Hangin' in there. I need a vacation...bad.

Got any big plans for this summer?

How have you been? All good here- Just doing the teaching thing- ready for summer!

What a great show! Plus she was pretty hot. I wonder what she looks like today

good enough for me.

Me

Who's to say it wasn't a ding?

Another sarcastic jerk. If that was left while he was dinging you I might believe him.

"You are no Bucknutty " - Bucky Katt

You've destroyed way more websites than I have.

BIG advantage you!

I love Wendy Peffercorn too

I've had to team up with a PSU fan once...untill he said he was also a ND fan. I told him to shut his mouth when he was within six feet of me from then on.

It's a lot easier to deal with scUM fans these days.

This guy tried to be my friend the rest of the summer. I literally couldn't get over the fact he was a scummer.

I've done similar. I'll be at the bar, some dude will start talking sports...and I'll see his shirt, then tell him he's not allowed to talk to me and that his opinion is worthless.

I was in Nantucket during the summer of '99. We were playing Spades at a buddy's house. I knew the kid I was partners with wasn't from Massachusetts but I didn't know where he was from. Well we win the first game we played and he puts his hand up like he wants to high five and says "Midwest connection, baby!" Before raising my hand I said "Oh yeah? Where are you from?" He says M*ch*gan so I ask him if he's a scUM fan, to which he replies "Yes!" With his hand still in the air I push my seat back, stand up and tell him I have no interest in having someone from that state being my partner and I'm sure as fuck not celebrating with one. He just sat there with this puzzling look on his face.

I'm an asshole.

You have broken 2 times more friendships that I have friends. Advantage, Nuh-Tee

You have 76 friends. I have 6.

Advantage JCOSU86

Everyone knows you are cooler than me.

I'd club a bedazzled baby seal. Just sayin'.

Where the fuck you been 'bitz?

I don't believe you.

Thank you sir. You're a damn good moderator!

Wha? I'm just a moderator not some fucking programmer. Send the code to Deety and I'm sure she'll implement it.

No harm can come to something bedazzled. Being bedazzled feels like being tickled.