Before BIGBLUEHART moved to Florida, and TucsonBuckeye08 moved to AZ, the three of us, another friend called "Fat Nick", Spaghetti, and a few others would take the fucking bar over. We had hook-ups at every damn bar in town. Plus, we're all pretty large fellas.

We would all go out, spend a shit load of money, get fucked up for cheap, and stay out of trouble usually associated with heavy drinking at a bar because we rolled deep, and we're usually fun drunks.
I'm tellin' you man, you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods, let me know in advance, and we'll paint this fucking town scarlet and gray.
