In your defense, that is the funniest "Page not found' I have ever seen.

But Budweiser? You can't find a better beer than that?

Trust me, it's a quality drink.

"12 ounces of Patron, 12 ounces of Budweiser..."
WTF?

I have a constitutional right to organic food

Before BIGBLUEHART moved to Florida, and TucsonBuckeye08 moved to AZ, the three of us, another friend called "Fat Nick", Spaghetti, and a few others would take the fucking bar over. We had hook-ups at every damn bar in town. Plus, we're all pretty large fellas. We would all go out, spend a shit load of money, get fucked up for cheap, and stay out of trouble usually associated with heavy drinking at a bar because we rolled deep, and we're usually fun drunks.

I'm tellin' you man, you ever find yourself in my neck of the woods, let me know in advance, and we'll paint this fucking town scarlet and gray.

Sounds like partying with you would be trouble for old Nuh-Tee.

Yeah, no joke man. 1800 silver is a damn fine tequila, and at a pretty good price. If memory serves, you can get a liter of 1800 for about the same price as a fifth of Patron, and imo, there's not THAT much of a difference. I'm also a big fan of the Cabo Wabo, though it runs pretty close in price to Patron.

A shot of Patron Silver at "The Grill"...the bar in which I was "asked to leave" after spending over $200 (fuckin' pricks) is SEVEN FUCKING DOLLARS. Yet, that night, I must've ordered fifteen shots of it....it was worth it. That was what I ordered when I noticed I had some "leeches" hangin' round. I was buying shots for old friends I had ran into, and these mofo's thought I was ballin' out of control or some shit. So I ask "who wants to do a shot?!"..."Me! me! ME!"...So I count the leeches, "one two three..and order four shots...no one breaks out any cash...so I take a look at them...and slam each shot, without so much as a breath inbetween. The look on their fucking faces was priceless.

The first time I ever tried Patron was the summer of '99 in Nantucket. A buddy of mine and I were at my favorite bar at the time. We had $10 left between the two of us and we asked the bartender to recommend a shot. He asked us if we had ever tried Patron and we said no...neither one of us are huge tequila fans. Well he chilled up enough for 2 shots each and we've been drinking it ever since. Couldn't believe how smooth it was. Best tequila I've ever had fo sho, rap videos or not.

1800 Silver? May have to look for that the next time I talk myself out of throwing down almost $50 for myself.

@ "AFC NORTH!"

I'm a huge fan of Patron. People like to talk shit, like I only drink it because I saw it in a rap video, but those are usually the same fucks who when shooting tequila, use the wheels. Not that there's anything wrong with that at all, but I really enjoy the taste of tequila, so no fruit or salt for me.

I also really like 1800 silver. In my opinion, it's not a bad substitute for Patron when money's tight.

AFC NORTH! AFC NORTH!

Yeah, Polamalu is an incredible player and he's about as soft spoken and thoughtful as you can get. Pisses me off he's a Trojan. :p

He is the one that commented on the pussification of the NFL. He couldn't have been more right!

I really recommend the drink. All the ingredients will run you about $30 a pitcher but it's a great buzz and it goes down really smooth. I've tried it with other tequila but the Patron Silver is the best in it. On the second pitcher I recommend just finishing off the Patron.

Yeah, that sounds like a party to me. I need to try that shit. Sounds like the stuff Numby was talking about awhile ago. He said he loved it, but I thought "he's just a punk kid, what the fuck does he know"...guess I was wrong.

Oh, by the way, my older brother is a HUGE Steelers fan...and now that I've turned in my Bengals card, I figure I need to root for the Steelers...if for no other reason than to hear Browns fans cry themselves to sleep.

I also really like Polamalouaoaoaouuao (sp?) :p I think dude plays football how it's supposed to be played, and I was reading something not to long ago, and I'm pretty sure he had some comments on some of the rule changes, and he said something to the effect of "the pussification of the NFL continues", and I couldn't agree more.

Buckle said it is a moral imperative to get on your friend's list due to your awesome eye for talent....

Now that's a shot I would try!

12 ounces of Patron Silver, 12 ounces of Budweiser, 12 ounces of Sprite and a can of frozen Minute Maid Limeade. Mix them all together and serve over ice. My brother in law and I will do 2 pitchers within a couple of hours. Fucked up!

Yeah, to be honest, I had no clue what it was until the woolly mammoth bartender at Tony's said to me one fatefull evening three months ago..."I'll buy you a shot if you promise to drink it...but I'm not going to tell you what it is"...I agreed, and it changed my life...though I'm not sure whether it was for better or worse yet.

+ [IMG] = 252

Equal parts Wild Turkey (101 proof) and 151 (proof) = 252.

Nah, Spaghetti hasn't come thru yet, but I'm hoping the weather breaks and I can grab a gig doing poured concrete walls again. Hardest work I've ever done, but I'm fucking good at it, and I fucking love it.

What is this "Three Twelves" drink you speak of? Sounds delicious, what with the Patron and all. I'm pretty much down for any liquor also. I had a dream last night that I was drinking dark beer...and I liked it. I may have to try something new tonight...not sure what yet tho.

Just a tip...add reagdogg to your friends list...and watch the 'tang start to build up on your page. Dude has an eye for talent.

I could google it but fuck it, I'll just admit it I don't know what it is...what's a 252?

Chet hasn't come through on the Huge Bird work deal?

At home my new drink of choice is Three Twelves. Gets a little pricey because you have to use Patron Silver but fuck it. Out I like to drink Goose is what I prefer when I'm out but as long as it's liquor I'm game.

LMFAO....OUTSTANDING!!!! Way to step up to the challange!!





thanks for the pic!

You're welcome for the idea for your icon/avatar thing :) Looks good too!

Yeah, I've had....hmmm...let me think here...

-Jager Bomb (Jager/Red Bull)
-Vegas Bomb (Some shit/Red Bull)
-Cherry/Grape/etc Bomb (Whatever flavor Vodka/Red Bull)
-Pink Lemonade (some shit/Red Bull)

If it were just me, and money wasn't an issue, I'd probably stick to shots of 252, with the occasional Crown or Bomb. But only one other person at the bar has the beard to handle a 252, so it ends up being Cherry Bombs or Grape Bombs all night.

I believe I'll be at Roosters around 11:20, two pitchers of Bud Light, then off to Tony's to get plastered. Damn I need a job. BIGBLUEHART and I used to get paid on Mondays (shitty, I know) and we'd go either to Damons for happy hour, or Roosters to check out...the scenery. Now, it's just going out drinking to keep from murdering someone. :p

I've only ever had Grey Goose and Red Bull and like I said, I had no clue I was drinking it. We also left a bag of ice in the middle of my buddy's living room that night.

Going drinking tonight!

See...I have a love/hate relationship with Red Bull. It gives me a boost...but then, I don't feel nearly as drunk as I am, because I'm so fucking awake. Then, when the caffiene wears off...yeah, instablackout. I blacked out in the middle of ordering McDonalds in the drive thru once. I remember saying "just give me a steak egg and cheese bagel, and...."...and that's all I remember. I ended up ordering about twenty dollars worth of food, or so the legend goes.

my poor valve almost broke at the amount of white liberal guilt that was being paraded yesterday