Nasty - I was trying to be discreate. A gentlemen never talks about his fisting escapades - well, unless brandy and cigars are involved.
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Why does "discreate" sound like a bodily fluid I don't want to know about.
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Hmmm... I didn't mean it that way... I just though the way in which you mispelled it was a bit "icky"... possibly only because of the context of the post... what with all the fisting... btw... who in the fuck drinks brandy... fucking french... I'll be in Paris in six weeks!
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K-Buck, like I care how you meant it.. I was just tryin to be funny. (or, is it... umm.. you know..... time... for .... ah... you know, that thing... with ... the guy??)AKAKBUCK said:
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Hmmm... you suggesting my question was better posed on the "call me a homo" thread? If I had a glove I'd slap you with it.AKAKBUCK said:
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FKAGobucks877
The Most Power-Drunk
The clouds are bleeding on my powdered wig. And the trolls are laughing at me. Or maybe they're laughing at Rugby.
The clouds are bleeding on my powdered wig. And the trolls are laughing at me. Or maybe they're laughing at Rugby. Can the toaster tell? Stupid vacationing toaster. You only need the damn thing like once a year, and then that once comes, and the fuckin' immigrant is visiting the homeland. I'm revoking his visa. My powdered wig is ruined.
The clouds are bleeding on my powdered wig. And the trolls are laughing at me. Or maybe they're laughing at Rugby. Can the toaster tell? Stupid vacationing toaster. You only need the damn thing like once a year, and then that once comes, and the fuckin' immigrant is visiting the homeland. I'm revoking his visa. My powdered wig is ruined.
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Well, OK.... you asked for it.. Only problem is, OJ has not returned the golves he borrowed so....
UPDATE - I did indeed knock that smile off Kbucks face
UPDATE - I did indeed knock that smile off Kbucks face
Well said.FKAGobucks877 said:
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Speaking of chips, it occured to me, if I was a spider, as well as being grotesque to look at, I'd be bored out of my ganglion just sitting around all day waiting for a fly to land on my home.
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Good point... next time I see a spider just hanging out.. I think I'll bring him a tequila sunrise and put on some music...
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I'm sure he'd appreciate it.
Well, I gotta get some shit done round here.... check back later.
Well, I gotta get some shit done round here.... check back later.
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RugbyBuck
Our church has no bells.
Well, I sat with the kids at our old house. She was supposed to be home at 11:15. She rolled in at 12:45 and said she was sorry she was a little late. I said, "A little? You were supposed to be here at 11:15." She claimed that she had said 12:15. I told her I had an e-mail that said 11:15 and that all of Buckeye Planet knew that it was 11:15. Then she looked at me like she wanted to tell me about the date or wanted me to ask. I told her that because she was so late she would get to take our youngest to camp this morning and then I left. This morning when I got here I had an e-mail apologizing for her being so late. I wrote back, "No problem. I hope you had a good time." I'm answering the divorce petition today and filing it tomorrow. No way do I want to finance her social life.
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